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TuffyMcF

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  1. Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
  2. If it looks like a butt, smells like a butt, and tastes like a butt, your CPR instructor is definitely using the wrong doll.
  3. Don't hate the player—hate the James.
  4. You can't drink a 6-pack of Pepsi without opening a few cans of Pepsi.
  5. You know what Mike Jagger always says: "My name is MICK Jagger."
  6. Here's where you went wrong, son: for question 4, "curve" is the word and "spin"'s the verb.
  7. GOOOOD MORNING VIETNAMese Ambassador, how was your stay here at the Tampa Embassy Suites?
  8. Don't hate the player, hate the James.
  9. CC D C F E, CC D C G F, CC C A F E D, BbBb A F G F—take that, Mildred and Patty Hill!
  10. Now stop me if you've heard this catchphrase: stop me if you've heard this catchphrase.
  11. This just in: Dr. Bronner's personality IS as bubbly as his 18-in-1 Pure Hemp Castille Peppermint soap.
  12. This summer--Gene Hackman is BACK in Hoosiers 2: Hoosier Daddy!
  13. TuffyMcF

    Fool me once...

    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, hey dad! This dog magician is actually pretty good.
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