Razor Boy

If ifs and buts were dicks and nuts, we'd all be bonin'.

Hi Paul, Back in the spring, you did a Reddit AMA to help promote NYSU. I was reading through some of your answers (while sitting in this very same cubicle), and one of the things you had to say really struck me: Someone asked what kept you heading in a positive direction when you first broke into showbusiness. You said something along the lines of, "Therapy, it really helped." That was sort of a last-straw situation for me, and I finally sought out a therapist. We've been at it since April, and I've made some serious progress with some looooongstanding problems. I've always played music, and now I'm starting to generate reliable income doing something creative. I'm booking shows in- and out-of-town, taking classes, and actually approaching that quit-your-day-job threshold. I'm giving you some credit for that, thank you. My question for you is: How often do people call you Paulf?

I dunno, man... Yours is good, but the best?

I would like Jason to go grocery shopping with Scott while Scott wears a t-shirt with Adam Scott's face on it. I'll double the money if they can plan it so that they run into Adam Scott while he's just trying to get groceries.

Ugly thugs juggling snuggly pugs, ya heard?

https://soundcloud.com/problem-house/shit-or-get-off-the-pot-by This time we kept it short but we forgot to say "plugs."

Y'know, that Adlof Hilter fellow has some really fantastic advice how to forgive your parents.

I was talking to a friend of mine who's also a CBB fan. He kept giving me shit in an Aukermaniacal fashion because I mispronounced "Chief Content Officer," like, three times in a row. The conversation couldn't move forward because he kept making fun of the "Cheap Cuntent Ossifer." I needed to reset the conversation, so I just said, "Heynong, man." He said it right back to me, and we continued with our discussion of some other dumb shit. Heynong man, it works!

Fuck the shut up.

Sugah, you ain't afraid of a li'l ol' mess o' critters now, is you?

REDACTED Edit: Yeah, that joke's not gonna land. Paul F. Tompkins is a wonderful person, and sarcasm doesn't work right on the internet.

That's not funny.

Hi Paul, long-time first-time etc. Forgive me if I'm straying too far from the intended format in asking about something Speakeasy-related in a Spont thread: In Scott Aukerman's Speakeasy interview, he asks you if you sit around at home in a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and Bermuda shorts. This question still bugs the hell out of me. I wonder what a nattily-dressed fellow such as yourself wears around the house. Do you change into sweatpants and a t-shirt at the end of the day and say, "Boy am I glad to get out of that monkey suit?" Are you more of a smoking jacket and satin pajamas man? Perhaps you're a behind-closed-doors nudist? I'll take my answer off the air, if at all.

I and I praise Jah. Bo! Bo!

As far as I can tell, Face, you are either: 6'5" or 5'0" and: 400 lbs or 100 lbs Any combination thereof. EDIT: just noticed your location. you are either: 1.96m or 1.52m and: 181 kg or 45 kg

Congrats, beef!

https://soundcloud.com/problem-house/aint-got-time-for-plugs-by-w-e This is one of the early experiments in plug theme composition, wherein my roommate and I hadn't yet locked down the whole brevity thing. The intro probably should've been four bars, but eight made sense in the room. What can I say? I love a build. Still proud of this one. Hope you like it.

About a year ago, I went on a road trip with some friends and played episode 305 (Kulap & Howard plus Gino) just because it was the ep that was up that week. For the rest of the week, we were yelling "Summah!" all over Montana. It may seem like a bit of a darkhorse, but I can report from personal experience that ep 305 has created CBB and Whooch fans.

I hope this makes it, I wanna hear what little Scotty thinks of it.

A bird in the bush is worth half a bird in the hand. That's just math.

My friend and I recorded a lot of plugs themes on my tape machine. We filled up a whole tape. We've been calling it "Now That's What I Call Content: Tape 1" Submitted for your approval: Dame Las Plogas by Osualdo Manuel Villa-Lobos https://soundcloud.com/problem-house/dame-las-plogas-by-osualdo

Kiss my shrapnelly ass, you magnetic bastard!

Whiskey's for drinkin' and fightin' and pissin' on buildings and cussin' and shit.

https://soundcloud.com/problem-house/time-for-plugs-by-geoff-funnk Part One of More Than One

I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with my butt. More impressively, I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with your butt.