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  10. Posted

    I bet I can guess why it costs so much to make. Probably because they paid to use a real aircraft carrier with real military personnel (can you imagine how much it must cost to have an Aircraft Carrier running each day?).

     

    This was filmed on the Aircraft carrier CVN 72, an aircraft carrier that I was stationed on when I was in the Navy from 2007-2011. And let me tell you how much pride some of these chiefs onboard had for being involved in this terrible movie, hell most of them had and kept shitty props from the movie or had mugs and t-shirts from it. Some even had pictures of them with the crew from the film (not the actors, literally random crew members with indifference stamped all over their faces while this cheif stood next to them smiling). If that was the end it would have been fine but when you are out to sea there is not much to do besides go to one of the gyms onboard or watch one of the 3 movie channels on the ships TV system ran by the media department who chose all the movies played all day and you wouldn't believe how many times they played this terrible movie and Top Gun!! It was insanity.

     

    The two things that give me PTSD episodes would have to be fresh linen febreeze (they used it on everything all the time) and this fucking movie.

     

    Also my job on the ship was a Sea Combat Air Controller and I was training to be an Air Intercept controller. Both jobs consisted of me Infront of a radar and talking/controlling these fighter jets and let me tell you they really can just tell you to fuck off up there (not that they do it much) but since I'm enlisted and they were all officers I didn't give them orders I would advise them on what to do on their mission and they did what they wanted, but almost all of them always listened and followed what I said to do.

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    Do sequences whose characters are obviously practical effects, like kaiju suits or stop-motion in Harryhausen movies, also put you to sleep?

     

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    Hell no stop-motion turns me on. I get rock hard everytime I watch Wallace & Gromit or The Lost World.

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    It looks like young Keith Gridley will have a lonely summer, until he meets a talking mouse named Ralph. Ralph takes an immediate liking to Keith's toy motorcycle and can ride it just by making a motor noise. Ralph even acts heroically when Keith comes down with a nasty fever, while dodging cats, owls and a guest's noisy dog.

     

    The creepier version of Stuart Little. I really want to know how many dead stuffed mice were used in the production of this movie.

     

    I really loved the children's book but found the movie disturbing.

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    In accordance with a Korean legend, every five hundred years, a woman protected by a man transforms in a serpent to fight against a dragon in a battle between good and evil. In Los Angeles of the present days, after a mysterious accident, the reporter Ethan Kendrick recalls his meeting fifteen years ago with Jack, who owned an antique shop and told him that he was the one supposed to protect Sarah Daniels. Ethan seeks out Sarah and together they fight to survive and destroy the devilish dragon.

     

     

    All I remember from this movie was the shitty cgi and terrible story. I don't understand how this movie made so much money.

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    Also I think movies with insane amounts of cgi put me to sleep because I don't normally fall asleep in a movie theater but I dozed off during the cgi final battle. And the only other time I fell asleep during a movie was that terrible "Dragon Wars" movie where they used the same quality cgi that was used in the Mortal Kombat movies.

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    Honestly when he said the Clio awards I had to go look them up (never heard of them) to make sure they weren't named after Miss Cleo who had the most successful commercials in the late 90s to early 2000s.

     

    I say most successful because A. I still remember those bullshit commercials to this day. B. She advertised successfully a bullshit psychic hotline on national TV for over 6 years and it wasn't in the 1980s.

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    Well I can understand people voicing their opinion on her if she was terrible on this episode but they are attacking her as a comedian and the way she does her stand up which has basically nothing to do with this episode... So what if she isn't your type of comedian doesn't mean she isn't funny at improv comedy on a podcast.

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    Will send mine in. Posting this to remind myself about the story how a cop showed up at our door one day when I was 10 to give me a restraining order from "bullying" someone on the bus, he asked for me after I came to the door and asked if this was a joke and laughed at me because of how skinny and nerdy I was. ((btw I was not bullying anyone my parents and our neighbors didn't get along and they didn't want us kids hanging out so the neighbors tried to get a bullshit restraining order put on me))

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