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Posts posted by Shrek & Donkey Kong
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ugh, i have to deal with this beer-commercial bullshit on the HH forums too?
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Speaking of lists and dicks, I've made a list of the posters with the best dicks (also, I've written next to each name a rating of how good of a person he/she is):
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o o o o o - 2.8
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So is this how good my dick is, in inches? If so, how did you manage to find out exactly how good my dick was?
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LA Podfest ep > ep 103
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Watching this LĂ Podfest episode is very exciting. I've never had the chance to see Sean and Hayes do an episode with both my ears and my eyes.
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They maintain pretty intense eye contact throughout the ep. Take note millenials. Always looking down at your iphones. All your fancy apps are no substitute for good eye contact and a strong handshake.
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p.s. this is my new persona on the forum - grumpy old dad
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The iPhone was also used in the opening bit of Hollywood Handbook Live at UCB Sunset with Brian Huskey.
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I did some freakingnomics with likes-to-posts ratios of all (?) forum members who posted in last weeks episode and came to some pretty interesting conclusions. As of ~11 pm on September 28, the list is as follows.
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RanRan - 10.0
Dairy Pillows - 10.0
Dixon - 9.3
Danny Boy Wizard - 8.9
Jakal - 8.3
A bear - 7.8
nohorseman - 7.2
Just Add Pepper - 7.2
Valerie Bryant - 6.9
Joe McGurl - 6.9
Houston - 6.6
Jan Jr esq - 6.1
devscoots - 6.0
Spunky Foonerism - 6.0
Andrew - 5.9
JeffreyParties - 5.6
CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD - 5.6
Chefski - 5.5
chicknsandwich - 5.5
agata - 5.5
robotam - 5.4
mikebonetti - 5.2
greggy - 5.2
elizamuffins - 4.9
Michael Bay of Pigs - 4.9
ronnie hog - 4.9
mwn - 4.7
Anatasia Vigo - 4.6
SteveH - 4.1
touchy seeley - 4.0
DoctorFrog - 3.8
Chanson - 3.7
Norm - 3.6
skizelo - 3.5
Silvrwoman - 3.5
souprman - 3.1
Jack Johnson P.I. - 2.7
Jacob C - 2.6
o o o o o - 2.8
Bernard_Shakey - 2.3
Joe Lerini - 2.2
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I was going to post my analysis as well but who cares. Probably boils down to be three things. Be a girl. Post less. Be funny cool smart nice.
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2.8 hm...
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Well it seems that my best efforts were for no reward. I will now talk in a purposefully less interesting fashion, in order to achieve a perfect 0.0 for next week.
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i read that Greenwald review of You're The Worst last week, and could only think "this guy is a total dweeb". Weird fanatic moment when they brought that up. Great great episode, not as good as the last few, but still great. First podcast listened to on the Howl android app.
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did anyone go to LA Podfest/see the stream? Who did they interview? I'm guessing it'll be tomorrow's show? I just need to know
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I've listened to tons of 2-3 hr podcasts with Pete Holmes and the hardest I've laughed at anything involving him was on the first Tom Scharpling HH where Hayes said "Everybody knows two things about Pete Holmes. He was raised Catholic and he's in therapy".
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oof, another real tough week for the Nerds But About Sports. lovin' the injuries.
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hollywood handbook is the only podcast to really affect my conversations. if someone talks about being a nerd, instead of just cringing like i used to before the show, i now have to say something about nerds being cool.
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also i quote dougs drops from the champs to myself when nobody else is around
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Just throwing some other p-casts out there: Pistol Shrimps Radio - 1/2 of Superego improvise a basketball match over a sound effects track of sneakers squeaking and foghorns blaring. With occasional guest Tig Notaro.
can't tell if it's a joke descirption, but for those who don't know, they are watching a women's recreational basketball team, the pistol shrimps (matt gourley's gf is on the team) play, not improvising a fake bball game
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if you need someone to tell you when lauren lapkus podcast is good you can follow me on twitter or be my facebook friend, i will tell you
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while we're listing things in this thread, top 3 Lauren Lapkus episodes?
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for me it's Hayes & Sean, Andy Daly, Scotty Auk
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i like when doug says "i'm outta heeeeeeere"
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The weird part is you masturbating during them. Just stop doing that and you should be fine.
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are you really expecting me to listen to two guys talk about James Bond without touching myself?
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I forgot to mention that The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project is an all time favorite of mine. I must have listened to the Don Dimello ep at least 20 times. I didn't really know Matt Gourley at all before the pod and now I really like him. I listen to I Was There Too sometimes while I am cooking dinner or getting ready for the day. They aren't "funny" but I just find Gourley to be so likeable. Omg the German ep of that pod...
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Only regret is that he never had Hayes and Sean on, 1-800-COME ON NOW!
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Gourley's great. i feel weird listening to his podcasts a lot now though, because he is my professor
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time to air podcast grievances
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Hollywood Handbook - the best show.
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The Best Show - too long, still good. maybe make it 2hr
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The Champs - no drops. the drops were the best part.
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Comedy Bang Bang - great show. not enough Hayes and Sean apearances
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Mike & Tom Eat Snacks - everybody knows that wacko-snacko is the best way to do the show, do it every time
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Getting Doug With High - every episode where the person says in the beginning that they don't really smoke is bad. They just don't talk very much and I can't really do an hour of all-benson.
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just saw Joe Wengert do stand up, good boy on the mic
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my top Champs episodes in no order: JB Smoove, David Alan Grier, Hannibal Burress, Blake Griffin, Eric Andre, Questlove
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Wow I can't believe I've never heard of this podcast. dougpound was on it?
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The first 54 episodes of The Champs include DJ Douggpound as a cohost (alongside Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher. It was my 2nd favorite show behind Hollywood Handbook (and at times i'd say it was my favorite show). They don't interview white people, mainly black people with some latinos, some asians, and Kumail. Doug did drops on the show and would interrupt interviews, and it was the greatest thing. There was so much tension in the podcast because Doug would just drop in soundbites of Neal being a name dropper. One of the only podcasts where there seemed to be a lot of genuine tension between hosts. Doug quit after the Chris Rock episode. He said he was burnt out from not making money, but that's also the episode where he was asked not to do drops. On his new podcast he does a drop sometimes that says "Chris Rock will never come on the poundcast and tell DJ DOUGGPOUND not to do his signature drops".
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DJ Douggpound
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I cannot even read the words Oakland, California without thinking about The Champs podcast. I used to live in SF too, and hung out in Oakland a bit.
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thank you mr. mike!
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Discussion of Hayes's Who Charted appearance on this week's (stellar) PAW reminded me that on that show, he said he likes thee Oh Sees, who, what a coincidence, I'm playing with in a few hours. Hayes, if you want my guest list spot, it's yours. Just PM me in the next two hours so I can tell my friend Josie she got bumped for a celeb.
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thee oh sees are great! i was at the same set as hayes (fyf fest)
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i don't have a podcast but my band released a new EP and maybe we'll go on podcasts for press
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watch sean clementine in 'project improviser', a long-form improv reality show
in Hollywood Handbook
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watched the whole first ep
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dc pierson's haircut - 10/10
rich sommer - mad/men
sean - clearly the funniest smartest one there