Hrmm — well, shoot, that is a good idea. I'd considered (and ultimately abandoned) more crass ideas of how to integrate the song's final instruction (i.e.: blurred/pixelated areas, carefully positioning the golden retriever as a blocking mechanism, etc.), but none felt right. Didn't occur to me to simply market two editions simultaneously, of which this is the all-ages / all-anatomies one.
Late though this is: I, too, fell victim to the Hollywood Facts theme song getting lodged in my head. Eventually, it dawned on me that this song's narrative-geographic arc would actually work well as a board game. Thus, I present: http://hollywoodfacts.biz/