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It's like he's on that weird kryptonite shit Richard Pryor made in Souprman III.

 

I don't think crack-cocaine can be considered a downer

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I saw star wars: tfa again this afternoon. It holds up to the passage of time pretty well. I recommend seeing it again if you haven't yet.

 

I think seeing star wars again may have made this my most enjoyable new year's eve ever.

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points

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You're right, I gotta hire some better writers

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Scientists have come to the conclusion that it is not likely that the known universe is actually a simulation, but what if Cody got in the wires during their experiments to cover up the truth, and he is the architect of our reality?

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hot dog go bathroom

 

Now that's what I call a t-shirt vol. 3!

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I am totally convinced that Cody-boy killed the radio star.

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I'm excited for Pee-wee's Big Holiday written by Paul Reubens and Paul Rust.

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NO! BAD!

 

*smacks boy genie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper *

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This is real bad, guys. Not only do we not get an ep today, but Lemmy died yesterday.

 

I think we should all raise our mic stands as high as they will go, eat a bunch of speed, and drink a fifth of Jack in honor of Lemmy.

 

RIP

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Jeffrey,

 

What was it that you tried to use as your avatar, and why did you fail so hard?

 

Thanks,

Wheez

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I'm watching the star wars holiday special. It's just as bad as I've always heard it was. I can't wait to hear what Gourley has to say about it on HDTGM.

 

Merry Christmas

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SteveH is a ggg-ghooost!?

 

*hovers in mid-air while legs spin around and then zips off in a cloud of dust*

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If it ain't a Hayzie Bone, and it ain't a Clem Dawg, then it ain't shit.

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Looks like Christmas came early for Ol' Wheez

 

 

Thank you so much, Silvr Claus!

 

I wasn't expecting much in the ways of gifts this Christmas since I'm becoming an old man and I've got a couple little nephews, so this was a delightful surprise.

 

I promise to keep it nearby as I embark upon another relisten so I can take diligent notes, like a good little scoop trooper.

 

Merry Happy, everyone!

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I want to see the hair follicles of a wicked man

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how do you not go with "Wheedz-the Centric'Entertainer"?

 

Good call. That was too many characters, so I had to tighten it. Thanks for the punch-up, friend.

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Congrats, Silvr!

 

welcome to the club

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Knicks milkshake batting helmet, basketball glove, Sweet Lou...

I'm actually ok with this sports talk.

 

Edit: ~52:00 sports are the worst

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Mmm... this is my medicine

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Silvr, you used that Purell?

That was Cody's, for drinking.

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I'm going to have to cut my head off and send it to a lab.

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I GOT ANTS ALL OVER ME!!!

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Just got back from Star Wars. So friggin good you guys. I can't wait to see it again and again.

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I recently listened to the Sinbad episode with my mom on a car ride with her to my sister's house and she laughed at quite a few bits, but she said that she didn't like it.

 

I didn't like HH until I had listened to a few and then heard CBB ep 351.

 

My mom and I listen to Harmontown together. Is there hope for her?

 

I don't know where I'm going with this, because I just listened to the High and Mighty power hour ep and played along.

 

I'm in a shambles because of the lack of Hayes and Sean.