A Bear

hey Tom, When was the first time you said a cuss word?

hi guys im sorry to bother you but my cohosts are holding me at gunpoint to post this. there is a new brother lovers episode here, it's a particularly explicit one, v sorry mom also we are on iTunes so you can subscribe to the podcast if you are into that kind of thing. bye ps good hh this week

Hi everyone, Valerie Bryant, Ronnie hog and I started a podcast that's kind of about the Big Brother TV show. If you like comedy you might like it, who can tell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyRFiGQL2w Audio only: https://soundcloud.com/brother-lovers-podcast/episode-1-bb-17-eps-1-2 I'm very sorry I'm dressed like someone from Martha Marcy May Marlene, it was very hot and I didn't know I was going to be doing a podcast. also really good hh episode, very funny

How about we stop beating around the bush and you have it out for the lads. Show us what you're working with

In honor of how great our friends were today (btw really great job guys omg), how about instead of doing our best Sean and Hayes impression and recycling their bits we all be real people this week. Kind of a twisted idea, but might be pretty funny!

She wants you to rot in the ground. Lapkus is going to kill you.

good episode

it was in exchange for frozen chicken breasts, by the time i figured out he was an entirely different tyson he had already copped my style and skipped town. fucking bull shit this first draft of this joke was about tyson ritter from all-american rejects. it wouldn't have been any funnier

good podcast today

My lawyers will be in touch, Steven. Have a good fiscal year.

I wrote a song about that very important day in the style of an artist Matt Besser would have on i4h. Hope u like it, greggy if you want to use it you can d/l it here https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3641776/A%20Bear%20-%20The%20Day%20Colt%20Barton%20Met%20Shaq.mp3

colt, if it's any consolation, i don't think any of us thought you were a weirdo. i saw you in there (even addressed you once as a potential on-mic pee-er, which of course turned out to be o.j. simpson) but figured you were just listening. "the shaq story will have to come another time," i thought forlornly.

In the electoral college of the forums, RanRan has 69 delegates. Since that is the funniest number, this username wins by a landslide. However, this does bring up the issue of Chanson changing his own name, since PopGoesTheWeaselquist is the new Chanson and needs to change her name to that.

Well Chanson, I personally think bears are dopey and adorable, and the animal is pretty cool too. If I get an indication that the majority of the forum thinks my username is a stinking piece of garbage, though, I will consider making a change.

I feel you, Spunky. Just once I'd like to walk by a counter sideways without knocking everything off.

Looking forward to hearing how Obama's meeting with Lorne went on WTF, but what I'm really excited about is his appearance on You Made It Weird. Can't wait for him to tell us when he lost his virginity and what's going on in his lizard brain

i had a really great time hanging out and spittin dumb jokes with everyone last night. felt some strong vibes with chanson, veeb fantasy becomes reality true story: my mom once told me that she had parks and rec on in the other room, heard adam scott's voice, and thought her baby boy had surprised her with a visit. i think she is really sick

hey all you new people, welcome to the coolest corner of the internet. im a bear top quality pet photos everyone, p cute stuff. anyways c u guys tonight on the google handout p.s. this was a good ep, great job andrew

hurricane dennis is extremely cute and a good boy despite being a bloodthirsty thug

Hi Erin, I'm a really big fan. Are ponies miniature horses or just baby horses, I could never figure that out

greggys podcast is real good in my imo

silly please post all the time

Our hero sat composed at the keys, thoroughly navigating all reaches of his mind to create the perfect story post that would probably get maybe seven or so likes and help to bump up the ol' ratio. What to write about, though? The question weighed heavy on him. He had very little comprehension of what the whole Gargoyle Boyz business was about, and he wasn't particularly skilled at coming up with any sort of original narrative. Still, the likes. He could practically taste them, nestled seductively below his hypothetical post. They tasted sweet, like sweet candy or some shit like that. Our hero knew he had to endeavor and create something. His loved ones were on his mind. What would they think of him if he failed? Perhaps it would be better to just not post at all. Visions of their avatars danced in his mind's eye. He thought of Anastasia Vigo, greggy, Joe McGurl, JMonsterface, Sillylilyquee, Jakal, Houston, Andy Dick Cheney, kittens, CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD, JeffreyParties, Mean Detective, Jacob C, RanRan, SteveH, Scooter McGnarly, DoctorFrog, Dixon, Ronnie Hog, nohorseman, Chefszki, honlads, Spunky Foonerism, marshall mellow, watchayakan, Game of Scones, Chanson, Michael Bay of Pigs, Tim Treese, Colt Barton, devscoots, Mister Smart, agata, Bozos, Valerie Bryant, mwn, Bruce Reid Robinson III, and absolutely everyone else who posts on the forum who he didn't mention by name only because it should be understood that they were included. He had to do it for them. The clackety-clack of the keys click-clacked like the clack of a Christmas clicker on some kind of metaphor. His mind was empty, but that would not prevent him from posting. After he typed the final, vapid words and lifted his weary hands from the shitty Asus laptop, he gazed warmly at all the bullshit he had just typed. He wasn't nearly as funny as everyone else who posted stories, but he was kind of all right with that. You see, children, our hero realized something that day. It didn't matter if the post was good, as long as it was long.

Hello Paul. What thought goes into who you invite onto the show as an improviser? It seems like most of them are good friends of yours, which gives the show a light, playful vibe that I enjoy very much. Would you consider inviting any other Earwolf regulars on (Lapkus, Morris, Gabrus, etc.)?