ThomasMcKinney

Little butt got a big O, big butt got a little O, come come, it's not that kind of show.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's only one Dallas, so fill up your chalice and start crankin' that phallus, you fancy pervert.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Come one, come all! Oh, what a sticky mess we've made.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Rental car floorboard fork, deliver true this lone tater tot.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Complimentary sex towels provided by Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory, Inc. — Cheesewinkle Towels: A towel you can sit on.

By ThomasMcKinney, May 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

New York, New York! A city so nice they named it New York, New York!

By ThomasMcKinney, May 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm an American who doesn't want to be a Green Day Idiot.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Wait, so it's OK when a DJ blasts an airhorn to mask a song transition, but everyone hates me when I yelp to mask a loud fart?

By ThomasMcKinney, March 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I am become death, destroyer of worlds; I am Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

No beach bod for me. I like my diets "Slick Willy style"—eatin' ain't cheatin'.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so plan to do evil and rejoice in God's glory," says I, Scott Aukerman.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In like a lion, out like a lamb. That's the Dr. Freeman guarantee or your next lobotomy is free.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Febreze the dog bed and hide the empties, the Senator is on his way!

By ThomasMcKinney, March 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Take a penny, leave a penny, eat a penny, YUM!

By ThomasMcKinney, March 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This won't be easy, Mr. Peasy. We have to remove your lemons.

By ThomasMcKinney, March 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two eggs sunny side up, cloudy meatballs down, java java java. Let's start the show.

By ThomasMcKinney, June 2, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

By ThomasMcKinney, February 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions