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Little butt got a big O, big butt got a little O, come come, it's not that kind of show.

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- May 18, 2016
There's only one Dallas, so fill up your chalice and start crankin' that phallus, you fancy pervert.

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- May 17, 2016
Come one, come all! Oh, what a sticky mess we've made.

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- May 14, 2016
Rental car floorboard fork, deliver true this lone tater tot.

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- May 14, 2016
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Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

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- May 14, 2016
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Complimentary sex towels provided by Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory, Inc. — Cheesewinkle Towels: A towel you can sit on.

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- May 13, 2016
New York, New York! A city so nice they named it New York, New York!

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- May 13, 2016
I'm an American who doesn't want to be a Green Day Idiot.

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Billy Joe un-approved!
- March 18, 2016
Wait, so it's OK when a DJ blasts an airhorn to mask a song transition, but everyone hates me when I yelp to mask a loud fart?

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YELP!
- March 18, 2016
I am become death, destroyer of worlds; I am Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning.

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tragedy strikes
- March 15, 2016
No beach bod for me. I like my diets "Slick Willy style"—eatin' ain't cheatin'.

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It's all gravy, baby.
- March 14, 2016
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so plan to do evil and rejoice in God's glory," says I, Scott Aukerman.

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Blasphemerman
- March 13, 2016
In like a lion, out like a lamb. That's the Dr. Freeman guarantee or your next lobotomy is free.

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Spring is here!
- March 12, 2016
Febreze the dog bed and hide the empties, the Senator is on his way!

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and don't forget to curtsy
- March 12, 2016
Take a penny, leave a penny, eat a penny, YUM!

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Pennies!
- March 11, 2016
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This won't be easy, Mr. Peasy. We have to remove your lemons.

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– Dr. Squeezy
- March 10, 2016
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Two eggs sunny side up, cloudy meatballs down, java java java. Let's start the show.

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- June 2, 2015
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Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

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Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.
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Little butt got a big O, big butt got a little O, come come, it's not that kind of show.

There's only one Dallas, so fill up your chalice and start crankin' that phallus, you fancy pervert.

Come one, come all! Oh, what a sticky mess we've made.

Rental car floorboard fork, deliver true this lone tater tot.

Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

Complimentary sex towels provided by Frankie P. Cheesewinkle's Pleasure Factory, Inc. — Cheesewinkle Towels: A towel you can sit on.

New York, New York! A city so nice they named it New York, New York!

I'm an American who doesn't want to be a Green Day Idiot.

Wait, so it's OK when a DJ blasts an airhorn to mask a song transition, but everyone hates me when I yelp to mask a loud fart?

I am become death, destroyer of worlds; I am Jeremy Piven's mercury poisoning.

No beach bod for me. I like my diets "Slick Willy style"—eatin' ain't cheatin'.

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so plan to do evil and rejoice in God's glory," says I, Scott Aukerman.

In like a lion, out like a lamb. That's the Dr. Freeman guarantee or your next lobotomy is free.

Febreze the dog bed and hide the empties, the Senator is on his way!

Take a penny, leave a penny, eat a penny, YUM!

This won't be easy, Mr. Peasy. We have to remove your lemons.

Two eggs sunny side up, cloudy meatballs down, java java java. Let's start the show.

Teach a man to give a man a fish, you too can manage a Long John Silver's.

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