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  1. I heard a rumor that this episode's guest really loves chemicals...
  2. Was hoping Scott would refer to it as the "iNcontinence + eXponents" tour
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    EPISODE 359 — TofuPeople

    So just to review the deaths that Horatio's characters have caused, either directly or indirectly: Shelly Driftwood: accidentally sliced Ron Goldman (whose reanimated corpse proceeded to then kill Nicole Simpson), invited the Wonderland Gang to their demise, drove into gym while high on vitamins, killing one of the fat people on the stairmasters Jacob Brooks: bullied a heavy girl in high school who then committed suicide Aaron Neville: ordered the strangulation of other prison inmates using radio wires Victor Ramos: accidentally blew up a halfway house with 9 bums inside Chico Davis: saw the gun of Dimebag Darrell's murderer prior to the shooting, but ran away instead of warning him Uncle Stoney: caused the Black Hawk Down helicopter crash Wesley Treehawk: rode his vespa into "pale" people territory and shot homeless people with a crossbow Darryl Drummond (from the TV show): drove his monster truck over cars, unaware that people were still inside them I'm probably missing some, so please add any if you know.
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    EPISODE 344 — Classic Switcheroo

    A couch filled with hotties (Horatio being the hottest)
  5. Who knew a guy like this had such a legendary load.
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    EPISODE 341 — Banging the Table with Stars

    Scott doesn't have musical guests on just to play music, he has them on as regular guests to talk with and interact with the characters. That's the whole point.
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    EPISODE 341 — Banging the Table with Stars

    I don't think I'll ever get tired of Scott trying to spread the rumor of Weird Al taking the 'o' from Dr. Demento
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    EPISODE 340 — LIVE from SXSW 2015 II

    If you haven't listened to them yet, Tom Leykis does guest on 2 live CBB episodes from the Earwolf store. One with PFT as the third guest and another with Horatio Sanz. Its a bit of a different dynamic since its all-male and only character guests, but still equally as hilarious and disgusting nonetheless. Definitely recomend buying those episodes.
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    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    Man, Kanye fanboys sure are sensitive
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    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    I would listen to the Adam Pally episode, one of the earliest ones. That was the one that got me into the podcast when I didn't really understand it and I still think its the funniest. Adam plays it more grounded as opposed to Sean and Hayes and constantly insults and shits on them for all the absurd things they say throughout the whole episode.
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    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    Im a big fan of Horatio and have been trying to articulate those strange qualities that make him my favorite guest, and this is it! Great analysis
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    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    Didn't see that at all. Perhaps you have a negative bias towards him. I think he's been funny in all his appearances as a non-character guest.
  13. When Andy finally appears on UTU2TM, i hope the crossover episode is titled "U Talkin' U2 To Me 2 I'm Talkin' U2 To U Too" (UTU2TM2ITU2TUT)
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    EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally

    Maybe The Birthday Boys and The Whitest Kids U Know should consider swapping names. They're certainly more fitting of that title.
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    EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally

    Thank you Michael for your donation and for making this awesome episode happen. You did really great as a guest. I probably would have been so intimidated and/or awkward being in the presence of the titans of comedy.
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    EPISODE 221.5 — 2/27/15 TWO CHARTED 160

    If all Phish fans were as chill like Harris, I'd definitely go to Phish shows even if I hated the music. (I don't hate them anymore though. Harris has put me on the track towards slowly becoming a fan.) Also, amazing work on the Jaws/Phish mash-up Brett!
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Also, for those who have not seen this yet, definitely check out the short film that he directed with Armen. I really love the look and feel of the film. http://vimeo.com/80115332
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    The new Don't Stop Or We'll Die video will definitely make you smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yk4lp2GTdE
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Tears --> laughter --> cheerful tears From beginning to end, this episode truly was an emotional "Batman: The Ride"
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Chelsea: "I just don't jerk off to specific people..." Harris: "Groups of people?!"
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    I went from tearing up in the beginning to bursting out loud with laughter after hearing the sound of Harris suck his own dick. A testament to the instant healing effects of comedy.
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    Episode 10 — Fuego

    Harris is jammin' out to a never-ending Phish concert up in the cosmos right now.
  23. finally UTU2TM is getting the national attention it deserves
  24. Adomian needs to have his own podcast pilot project series. I could already imagine the Jesse Ventura and Huell Howser episodes.
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