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IrSasquatch

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About IrSasquatch

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  1. A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friendly Swede can have some problematic views
  2. Out, out, brief candle, I like it dark when I crank my handle
  3. Either I'm getting fatter or these Shrinky Dinks are getting smaller
  4. There's a ruckus in my tuchus after sitting on some yuccas
  5. Call me old fashioned but It's Killing Eve not Killing Steve
  6. Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch, These are the things that I keep in my crotch!
  7. Then I get night fever, night fever, do you know how to cure it? It itches.
  8. Where's the beef-flavoured heart pills, I need them to live.
  9. Life is like a box of chocolates. Brown.
  10. Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way except for all the murders.
  11. To paraphrase Jim Carrey, Somebody stop me spreading disinformation about vaccines!
  12. Try the fish, it's delish, but not the veal, it's dead cow-baby.
  13. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then a turd on the land is worth two in the tush
  14. It's like Whose Line Is It Anyway with less stile but more mochrie
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