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  1. McSmashington

    EPISODE 383 — Return to Suicide House Part Boo

    Surely Matt Gourley's hallowscreem name would be Bat Ghouuuuuulllllllyyyyy...
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    EPISODE 117 - Theodore Rex: LIVE!

    And the prize for worst audience participation in How Did This Get Made history goes to... The Mexican on a sombrero guy! Congratulations on winning this hotly contested title.
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    Episode 116.5 - Minisode 116.5

    I was firmly on the #SharkNAYdo bandwagon and I gotta say Theodore Rex is one of the most unwatchable movies I've ever seen. More specifically it's horrible to listen to. Teddy Rex is speaking in this horrible sighing/mumbling bullshit that made me unreasonably angry. Although i did like watching Whoopi in this because it's very easy to see how much she hated being there.
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    Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend

    I'm very interested in the teaser freezer for We Are Your Friends. If anybody can get me excited about a movie where Zac Effron wants to be a DJ, It's Hayes and Sean.
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    Episode 1701 - James Urbaniak

    After listening to Professor Blastoff from the beginning, I have to say I hope Jimmy doesn't have any form of C-diff. That stuff is bad news.
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    EPISODE 200 — 200th Episode!

    Hey! Mr. Scripps! Matty B earned some goddamn cupcakes! Get on that! p.s. thanks for 200 great eps.
  7. Still not convinced that Andy Secunda and Andy Daly are two different people.
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    EPISODE 368 — Ric Bic For President

    Awesome plug theme. How did Scott go with pronouncing your name?
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    EPISODE 116 — Top Dog: LIVE!

    After watching this, about 30 times, it looks more like they put a couple of bricks inside a stuffed sheep and then threw a grenade in after it.
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    EPISODE 116 — Top Dog: LIVE!

    This might have been covered before, but is that an unconscious dog being thrown into water? If so, that is the single most upsetting thing in a movie about racially motivated acts of domestic terrorism. There is no fucking way this is a kids movie right?
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    Episode 1625 - Andy Daly

    Am I the only one who hears "airwoof" when Jimmy says earwolf.
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    EPISODE 367 — Bits, Riffs, and Friendships

    Enigineer Brett is number one on my funny list. Have you guys heard his take on peas? That bit cracks me up everytime.
  13. Awwww yeah. Sleep never sounded so good.
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    EPISODE 367 — Bits, Riffs, and Friendships

    Wait. Isn't Gelman banned from the show?
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    EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U

    You guys! Bono drew a picture of a fucking giant dick! This is the best!
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    Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend

    Happy b'day Sean. Hope the big day is free of skellingtons and spookiness.
  17. McSmashington

    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Gotta say I was surprised to hear how much the guys liked this one. There were only two things I laughed at in this. When the shark falls onto the waterslide and slides into the pool and when the lady gets squished after they drive off in the race cars. #SharkNAYdo4 #AprilDies
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    EPISODE 365 — Bongo vs. Bongos

    Do bongos dream of electric sheep?
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    EPISODE 114.5 — Minisode 114.5

    I found it more boring than infuriating. There are a lot of cameos, from the world of politics and NASCAR that I didn't pick up on at all. I don't know if that would make it more interesting though.
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    Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend

    Very. ill jump in the queue. Queue... ya know when you see, or say a word so much that it makes no sense? I got that now.
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    Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend

    One queue over the queue queue's nest.
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    EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns

    "My wife?"
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    EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns

    Oh! I am a human, just like all of these people. Thanks for reminding me Scott
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    EPISODE 114.5 — Minisode 114.5

    I liked that one part where the shark went down the water slide. Ummm... thats about all I can contribute to this one. #AprilDies