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McSmashington

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  1. I'm pretty sure that Horatio won't stop mining the history of famous murder stories until one of his characters claims responsibility for the Black Dahlia murder.

    I'm taking bets on whether or not Shelly Diftwood ever worked as a deckhand on Robert Wagner's boat. Natalie Wood's family are interested in the outcome.

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    I appreciate the kind words, but we're cool, Souprman! If you were to do it, or any of the other regular posters, I'd be cool with it. The funny thing is, the people who do do it, are the people who register an account, make that one post, and are never heard from again. Honestly, I really shouldn't have bothered. If they can't take the time to read if someone has already posted on something, they certainly aren't going to read what I wrote. I just get annoyed when I see the same thing brought up again and again and I'm like "Yes, BeingAllFishes already said that! It's the fifth goddamn post!"

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    Man. I knew I was feeling especially lazy today, but doing this exact thing four posts after this point is made? Pretty goddamned lazy if I do say so myself.

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  3. I can see a showdown between Mike the janitor and Werner Herzog, to decide the fate of garbage island. Werner would surely want made made plastic to overcome the disgusting nature of the ocean.

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    Also, if Zouks co-hosts, I'm sure he could coax... *deep breath*

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    Cake Boss, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Ice-T, John C. Reilly, John Lithgow, Santa, Len Wiseman, Alan Thicke, J.W Stillwater, The Pie Minister, Jarles, the ghost of Richard Harrow, Reverend Parsimony, Mister Brainwash, Russel Shien, Roger Moore, J.D Salinger and The Monsignor Damien Fearnly to show up and pick sides. Heynong man.

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    Amazing "Talkin' 'Tang" art this week. They were revolting and I loved them.

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  4. The mind powers that J.J received from touching the rock after falling into that hole, reminds me of that movie Chronicle, directed by Josh Trank.

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    Wait... Josh Trank also directed the reboot of The Fantastic Four.

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    Four? 4 Washington Lane!

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    The next clue is in the White House!

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