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    EPISODE 104.5 — Minisode 104.5

    Which 80's movie would you rather see? Rage Cop, or Ghost Mom?
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    EPISODE 104.5 — Minisode 104.5

    Don't forget all those free possums!
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    EPISODE 104.5 — Minisode 104.5

    I just discovered HDTGM and the forums last week, with Zardoz. I'm so pumped! Anyway, a couple thoughts I had watching this movie (never saw it before, never read the book, etc.): If Cobie bought the neighboring house to be alone, why is she always at Julianne's house?! The little boy is filled with the rage and articulation of a middle-aged man. "Weeellll, now that you're coming to the beach with us, I guess it's okay to take 10000000 photos of you with my kids." If you blow through a whole battery with one day at the beach, your kid might be right about your camera habit... The sky at the beach is the same color as the sky in 300. I have never seen a canoe date that didn't end with someone screaming, "STOP FUCKING PADDLING. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" So you've been out in some hurricane, and you take out your smartphone, and it works?! This couple needs to chill with the making out in public. That is WAY past first-date making out! "Wanna come inside with me and the possums and the GHOST OF YOUR DEAD WIFE?!" This is supposed to be North Carolina in July, right? Then why is the cop the only guy sweating?
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