Episode 584 - Weirdamony Alimony Tony

[Episode 584 - Weirdamony Alimony Tony]

Early contender for best episode of the year, here. 

[Shaun Diston MVP 2018]

Great to see Scott give a special shout out to Shaun on the Best Ofs and he killed it on the Pee Cast Blast live ep. 

[if the people behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he's gluten free and kind of an odd ball, or maybe not he doesn't drink.]

If the people behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he's gluten free and kind of an odd ball, or maybe not .... he doesn't drink.

[Shaun Diston MVP 2018]

Most consistently hilarious guest of the year! I love his absurdity. 

Big ups to people of all Stars and Stripes, of course, but props to Shaun for bringing the LOLs all year. 

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[Episode 469 - Quiznos What QuizDid]

Please don’t forget about this ep when voting!!

 

John H is so funny and quick and charming on the front end with a riveting and absurd story. Then Dr. Green has a brilliant expansion to his backstory that gets funnier by the minute. Then CHIEF! Everything builds to the plugs theme that makes everyone crack the fuck up.

 

This ep deserves 10 C+’s and all the votes

[working on my night brunch!]

Working on my night brunch!

[Breaking News: Breaking Bad is breaking bread with 2 Broke Girls Mondays this fall on ABC.....this is CBS!]

Breaking News: Breaking Bad is breaking bread with 2 Broke Girls Mondays this fall on ABC. This is.....CBS!

[if the folks behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he]

if the folks behind rice-a-roni started making rice negronis, that would be nice for Tony. I have a friend named Tony who I think would like that, he's gluten free and kind of an odd ball, or maybe not ... he doesn't drink.

[I hereby mandate that you date men!]

I hereby mandate that you date men!

[Who's Down, Cold Cat? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!]

Who's Down, Cold Cat? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

[You know what they say: Late Show, Great Show, fellatio... but then again that depends on the fellow, his gusto, and the tempo at which she will blow.]

You know what they say: Late Show, Great Show, fellatio... but then again that depends on the fellow, his gusto, and the tempo at which she will blow... but of course its not that type of show.....

[I'm sick of asking if there's a doctor in the house. Is there a Doctor House in the house? I wanna house some Dr. Peppers with you, bro! Diagnosis: Th]

I'm sick of asking if there's a doctor in the house. Is there a Doctor House in the house? I wanna house some Dr. Peppers with you, bro! Diagnosis: Thirsty!

[May 7 - Boston, MA, Wilbur Theatre 10pm]

Is Tim Baltz on this episode??

 

I don't think he is.

 

This is probably the greatest Time Keeper Episode of all time though. I'm looking forward to more from Lucky the Watchdog!

[YOU WOULD'NT KNOW A GOOD CATCHPHRASE IF IT WAS, "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD CATCHPHRASE IF IT WAS, 'WELCOME TO CATCHPHRASE TOWN'."]

YOU WOULD'NT KNOW A GOOD CATCHPHRASE IF IT WAS, "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD CATCHPHRASE IF IT WAS, 'WELCOME TO CATCHPHRASE TOWN'."

[Episode 407 - Shut the Fuck Door!]

That team's ok.

 

The only good teams are Major League

[Episode 406 - Kid Detectives II]

Now that it's been mentioned on three episodes (by three separate characters), can "The Carrot, the Whip, and the Nae-Nae" be a t-shirt?

 

I must have missed the other times this came up. Which episodes, and when?

[When in doubt, go walking in the spiderwebs and leave a message and I'll call you back. I mean when you are in NO DOUBT... sorry, I fucked that up.]

When in doubt, go walking in the spiderwebs and leave a message and I'll call you back. I mean when you are in NO DOUBT... sorry, I fucked that up. Damnit.

[Let me see if I've got this left: after climaxing Johnny Drama right the room, then immediately turned correct and walked awkwardly down the hall?]

Let me see if I've got this left: after climaxing Johnny Drama right the room, then immediately turned correct and walked awkwardly down the hall?

[Episode 403 - This Ain't Now, This is Then]

It may be just me, but in my opinion, for me, I think that I would have, personally, made my choice for this episode's title "A MAGIC MAILBOX OF CUM".

[Scott Aukerman Name Spinoffs.]

Yacht Sailerman

[Episode 401 - LOVE Is Thicker Than Water]

I was so upset that PFT didn't pick up on what Scott and Gilly were trying to direct him into with the whole "can you do an impression of Gary Marshall?" bit. That would have been such a better way to get Gary back in the dimension than the clumsy "say his name so many times". Imagine where it could have gone if Gary was inhabiting Alan Thicke's body from another dimension.

[Idea for a Jimmy Pardo / guest character pairing.]

Pretty cruel idea. Scott would never go for it.

 

Maybe some light jabs at his quirks but never a full on attack on the dude.

 

Also, please do not provide another opportunity for Pardo to be on CB!B! I hate that dude more than that dude hates poop.

[Scott. Do you remember that time you read my catchphrase on the show? I don't. Please find my memory before I forget where I put it.]

Scott. Do you remember that time you read my catchphrase on the show? I don't. Please find my memory before I forget where I put it.

[Episode 397 - My Silly Moss Man]

I can't believe Scott said words I wrote and that Weirdo "Al" processed those vibrations with his ear drum and synthesized the data with his brain. I refuse to believe it!