That'll do pig, that'll do.

[That'll do pig, that'll do.]

Hey, I don't use iTunes either! I don't mean to use this forum to advertise, but me and my friend actually made a website that's intended to be an improved version of podbay (we don't have stats like they do yet, but we update more frequently than podbay does) check it out if you want, it's called Podplay: http://podplay.me

[Episode 84 — Moments of Greatness, Our Constant Companions]

I think Marc Maron would probably be the least cooperative guest, but not in the oblivious Pauly Shore sort of way. I think he would be actively opposed to the premise of the show and it would be very funny.

[Sean and Hayes are on Comedy Bang Bang!!! Fuck me!!]

Hey Ged, me and mwn were trying to carpool since we're in adjacent states, but his GPS broke and now we're completely lost. Can you give us directions to wherever you are from Route 93 so you can get fucked?

[Who would you like to be guests on CBB alongside Hayes and Sean?]

Dude I can't believe noone has suggested Pauly Shore to be with them on CBB. He could call Sean a homo again and they could finally get some closure.

[EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend]

I think it would be great if they did a call-in episode, but just for their advertisers. I'd like to hear what Privlo and Lootcrate think of their ad-copy reading abilities. Previous advertisers, including Cards Against Humanity, count too.

[Weirdo coincidink]

Doesn't Harvard Hollis give you access to geneological records? Go ask Hay Z if you can borrow his old ID number

 

Edit: this is actually a really funny inside joke about Harvard's online library database.

[EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend]

Yeah, your avatar HAS to be an accurate representation of who you are in real life; that's internet 101. I'm Michelle from full house!

[EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend]

Bozos, you're getting a great deal on that property! Even if you built a hotel on that thing you'd only have to pay $950 for rent? That's unheard of for Boston, unless you're pulling an A Bear or a SteveH.

[EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend]

I don't mean to brag, but I've been a member of the Pen15 club since like 5th grade.

 

Oh that's weird, that's the same time Bobby Schmurda started selling coke. Is Bobby Schmurda a good reference for this forum?

[need help... scary circumstances]

 

I agree and would del-ete without del-ay if there were a way, but there doesn't seem to be an option? Maybe we can del-egate this task to Sam? Anyway, I apologize for my poor attempt at humor. I was excited to get involved in the forum but I'm from a bullshit state where we don't learn being funny and I guess I del-uded myself. I will try to del-iver more creative content and to avoid del-inquent behavior as I del-ve in the forums.

 

Be careful what you wish for, my son.

[No good books about skiing]

I feel like this topic might be against forum rules somehow. Someone check the hollywood handbook forum handbook, please.

[EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend]

I mean this isn't an original thought or anything, but the way they were begging Neil Casey for guests was soooo good.

 

I can only imagine how much all those people that got referred from the Comedy Bang Bang ad LOVED this episode. This one was a nice, gradual introduction to the sort of humor that Sean and Hayes bring to the table and it was probably not confusing at all to listen to.

 

And boy did Privlo get a boost from this ep.

[EPISODE 80 — Jon Gabrus Again, Our Close Friend]

I know what everyone's thinking about that Monopoly board... where's Will Sticksbeer on it? I mean, he's made invaluable contributions to this forum, he's smart and cool and he might even have almost 30 posts on it.

 

At the tender age of 9 posts, Will Sticksbeer penned a question that would stump the previously undefeated Quizmaster Kumail Nanjiani about 'computers' and 'how good it is'. Although that may be his only true accomplishment related to this podcast, people get a lot of enjoyment out of his profile picture, which is MIchelle Tanner from Full House falling into a bush because she can't ride a bike. Many people have privately indicated (not on the forums, so there's no way for you to check or say otherwise) that Will Sticksbeer is probably the best member on the forums and that they would really like him to be on a Monopoly board.

 

So wow, it seems like people really like this guy! He's got a lot going for him and I don't know about you guys, but I think he deserves a shot at the big time (read: the monopoly time).

 

Best Wishes,

An uninterested party

[A little problem with this podcast...]

I think you've missed the point and the proverbial boat on this one, chicknsandwich-man. The point of the podcast isn't to making sandwiches, it's to being good at movies. Sean and Hayes have been working in this industry for years and this has granted them the authority to make controversial and unevidenced assertions about it at large. Plus, I think Hayes did that Jeopardy game one time, which is cool.

[Engineer Cody warped my child brain]

I feel like this is a variation of my extremely successful post about whether Engineer Cody was real or not. If he is ghost and can leave his body by doing astral projection, then I think that my original point that Cody isn't real would be valid. If he is usb drive like Game of Scones suggests, may Brett have mercy on our souls...

[Why no more cards against humanity ads?]

As you know, the HH brand is increasing in value exponentially. One unfortunate result of this brand growth is that it is getting too expensive for relatively niche products like 'Cards Against Humanity' to get ad space. Survival of the fittest, man.

[Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend]

I might be off-topic here by referring directly to the episode, but I'm pretty sure that this one talked about semen more than any HH episode in history. Does that count as a world record? Does anyone on this web site work for the Guiness Book?

[Why is nobody doing this?]

You've really set the bar high, sissy fist. It's hard to even know where you've set it, but I bet you were high doing it.

[A forum on forums]

SteveH, formerly American Diaper. I told you that when I got famous I'd bring you up with me, and nothing has changed. I appreciate everything you've done and even if it sounds like a character I think it's important that you are allowed to have the voice you want. Just because Andrew doesn't enjoy what you've said doesn't mean everyone doesn't. I think you're funny, do what you want!

[The HH guys on CBB]

I really appreciated Sean and Hayes helping Scott out with those ads. CBB needs a lot of help with their ratings, unlike Hollywood Handbook.

[Is Engineer Cody Real?]

The only thing you're very close to is the sack of lies that engineer ghost-ey and Hot Soccermom are feeding you.

[Is Engineer Cody Real?]

Bertram, this isn't Comedy Bang Bang. Riddle me this, won't you: expand your mind. Scott Anchorman has been lying to you, just like the ghost that pretends to be Engineer Cody.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Sports is a lot of fun and cool and I really appreciate the references to sports games that people are making in this topic.

 

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here if u wnat pretzels heres how u do it

 

Also I really appreciate this comment because pretzels is my favorite food, and the only food that the doctor is allowing me to eat after the eyelid lift, which seemingly had some stomach interactions.

 

Was anyone else disappointed about Kumail's avoidance of the Packingstan question? I really wanted to know if Packingstan was any good...

[SHOULD I BE USING MY REAL NAME? I'M SO CONFUSED]

I'll never forget you, American Diaper. I could never be that foolish.

[Is Engineer Cody Real?]

There was really only one convincing comment that Cody actually exists, so I'm not really sure if it's been proven just yet. I'm still going to fight as long and as hard as I can to find the truth, and not let "engineer Cody" or any other ghosts or liars try to take me for a fool. Anyone who wants to search for the truth with me, I invite you to do so.