kittens

hey guys fully caught up now. great eps. i especially liked it when people from the forum were on it and i was like 'hey it's those guys omg' it was cool anyway - time for my important news three years ago i saw the seth macfarlane movie 'ted' and i was like 'wait just one second this movie ripped me off' and it did rip me off it ripped off a film i had to make for film studies class in 2008 called 'teddy' it's taken me three years to pluck up the courage to stand up to the big boys, but once you see this proof i think you'll agree seth macfarlane is a liar and a hack i made this film a full FOUR YEARS before seth hackfarlane made his hack rip off ted here is a comparison video as proof please help me get my voice heard and get the money seth macfarlane OWES me thanks guys x

hey guys, it's me kittens i'm back ha ha did you miss me ha ha just kidding i have managed to fully move house and am almost fully caught up on my podcasts, will report back once i have finished the patrick wash episode with my thoughts and feelings, plus some very exciting and pressing news with love, kittens

hey guys haven't had the opportunity to listen to the episode yet or keep up with the forums i just thought of something though, here it comes: wet hot american sniper thanks everyone

totally blew it in last week's thread i would like to reassert my pledge of making more and better posts in this week's thread although i am moving house today and will not have internet for about two weeks but i don't think that will be too much of a problem will it see you guys x x x

i google my dad's name and where he works and all i get is pictures of tony blair and all these bald men but my dad isn't even bald it's fucking ridiculous that google won't let me have a picture of my own dad - i am his son surely i am entitled to look at him every now and then lucky for google i'll be seeing him this weekend and can try to sneak a shot then, otherwise i'd be ringing up google hq right now and demanding 'where in hell is my dad??' and i know they don't want that kind of pressure edit - hey it's my hundo, congrats!!

solid ep

guys i missed the forums last week, i just built up too big a backlog of posts to read. my pledge for this week is stay on top of things and post almost twice as much as usual, once i have listened to the episode can't wait to um can't wait

if i had any pictures of my mum's cats i wouldn't even bother to post them, they are just normal cats and they don't even do anything good p.s. the bbq just arrived for my house leaving party this weekend but literally no one has rsvp-ed lonely bbq for one this weekend

i am listening to the buffy musical again it's becoming that whenever i am drunk i listen to the buffy musical i need to stop please help

i'm on a train and it stinks of blood erin did you ever get a train that stinks of blood

i just woke up and i also feel like a dog's shit. my ex-girlfriend just came round and picked up all her junk and it has left me profoundly sad and hungover also last night i asked a question to erin whitehead but i was so drunk i was clearly thinking erin whitehead was mary holland and now she's gonna get cross at me and she's probably gonna dump me as well i'm fucked lads

guys we're watching the buffy musical again erin what is your favourite song from the buffy musical mine is rest in peace by spike nice to talk to you x x

hi erin, do you ever get a lot of whiteheads? just kidding - my friend tom said i should ask this i dont really mean it serious question: erin i saw you on the last episode of the first series of silicon valley, was it cool to be on a tv show? i bet it was do you like to be on tv show?

i've given up the pizza it was slowly killing me

hey guys it's me kittens i noticed the other week that parts of my teeth were turning brown cos i haven't been brushing them consistently for around five or six years, and i always smoke cigarettes with the same part of my mouth which has led to repellent discolouration. so i bought myself an electric toothbrush and a two week home teeth whitening kit - three days in and already the brown is all gone! i feel like a new man. the whitening process involves brushing for a good ten minutes every day however which has left my gums cut up and red raw, making eating and drinking an uncomfortable and unpleasant experience ten minutes ago i had my dinner beetroot cheese and carrot mess with vinegar my gums are still stinging p.s. i'm getting drunk tonight guys!!! see you later x x p.p.s. the other day i went to a beer festival and it was so sunny and i was drinking booze and slinging the fris with my buds for hours, that was cool think that's everything, thanks x

it was just a bag with cans of beer in it sorry to have got everyone's hopes up so high

yo guys i just had a stinker of a night out my best bud chris burger says 'let's go drink beer in the park and play some fris' and i'm all 'yes let's do it' but then chris ex girlfriend text message: 'oh come here to pub, it will be fun' we go to pub - no fun! chris ex girlfriend: 'now we have to have a big argument' chris: 'danny [kittens] you might as well go home - big argument now' i walk home with big heavy bags full of beer on each hand now i'm home and i'm boooored thanks guys

ross mathews was cool and funny heck the whole podcast was cool and funny ps my hair so long now it touch my nose

bonus pic here is me in my superhero costume looks pretty cool am i right accepting any and all girlfriend requests

tonights dinner multipack curly wurlies and booze curly wurly is chocolate coated chewy caramel. it is too chewy and hurts your jaw to eat just one and i am eating five of them single life is incredible

i'll marry you thejjar are you as nice as your avatar makes me think?

ranran i am from england i dont even know what cubs is ranran will you marry me? are you the nice girl in you profile picture? i will marry you i promise, i'm nice

i bought a nice football as well, slinging the fris, kicking the b, smoking cigs and eating p and yet no-one by my side? what's a guy two doo

guys i got dumped tonight what do you do when you get dumped i feel sad can i have some likes or what

hey guys i'm back steve that's great news about your son's pizza, he seems to really enjoy slop which is always a heartening attribute to see in a young boy or girl haven't had a chance to test out the new friz yet but i am sure it flies just as far and strong as the last one which flew very far and very strong nothing else to report thanks x