kittens

i can't see them from my room, but when i spy on them from the toilet they look more chunky than hunky besides if i wanted to look at hunky men i'd just look in the mirror/google hunky men

i am watching workaholics right now (paused to catch up on the forums(good work on the forums everyone)) i quite like it but i especially like it when sean is in it and i'm like "it's sean from hollywood handbook!!" or when sean has written it and i'm like "it's sean from hollywood handbook!!" p.s. we got builders next door drilling into the floor and smashing bricks together and getting all dusty and listening to terrible loud music. they are noisy and they sound rude and i wouldn't like to hang out with those guys. thanks

everyone was cool and great at chatting there is nothing i regret more than not calling in however i am not too sad as i recently bought my first frisbee professional grade, glows in the dark, flies beautifully i like to fling this frisbee in the park with my friends

it's a stinkstopper

grand theft auto. i wasn't even having fun, i just got very cross. what a missed opportunity that i deeply regret but will learn and grow from edit: here's dinner block of cheese all i deserve

wish i had phoned in i played videogames instead and i can play videogames anytime and i do play videogames anytime and i like doing it but still

i would call but it's expensive to call from here. also i already know all there is to know about pizza so i have no idea what i would ask

miss hawn, do you think this pizza looks nice? p.s. it was very nice. i feel bad for being so rude to it

please ask goldie to ask you if you ever find it funny that your assistant has the initials DD (double d) as in 'big breasts'

miss hawn, do you feel bad that the forum post asking for questions for you was submitted a mere five minutes after my most recent post, effectively condemning my comment to receive barely any 'likes' and probably completely destroying my 5.5:1 like to post ratio?

hello friends! i'm drunk and have just started listening to the reality show show soon i'll be a complete sean and hayes pro can't wait to get into the big leagues see you soon p.s. dinner was another salad, forgot to take a picture. it is leaves and purple bits and yellow bits - if you need a mental image. just google image search 'salad' and the second one along fairly closely matches what i had

i've been pretty busy with doing work for some reason i have been eating only omelettes and salted peanuts p.s. actually yesterday i also had a very very bad salad (i believe the problem was the olive oil was just too extra virgin and tasted bad) my quality of life doesnt seem to have improved as much as i thought it would after receiving the pro version. i can't remember the last time i had a pizza and i think it's been almost a week since i was last drunk, i don't know what is happening to me will try to keep you all fully updated in future, thanks

i got the pro version, baby i need to order some extra special dinner to celebrate - all ideas welcome

what kinds of pizza do they have out there?

if you need help imagining me in that pizza scenario, here is an image of me from a while ago with an equally memorable dinner

what a day! two dominos pizzas for breakfast. one large cheese pizza with olives and "sunblush baby tomatoes", and one small garlic pizza bread. sloppy hot and doughy - both of them. i feel on top of the world! i couldn't bring myself to get out of bed until 3pm so i don't have any pictures unfortunately, but just imagine my big smiling face surrounded by a pair of fresh pizzas and you will get the idea i also got my friend to listen to hollywood handbook too, last night we were playing mario kart and listening and laughing it was great and i feel as if i have made a real bond

i feel sick tomorrow i might show you a picture of an omelette goodnight everyone

i'm going to the pub now friends see you when i'm back - i bet i'll be silly and funny!! love you x x

my granddads never did anything cool and i don't have any pictures of them i didn't have any dinner either, i'm at a loss here

there was thick matter submerged in the grey mess it tasted okay

mushroom risotto comes in small disposable trough tastes fine who gives a shit fuck dinner

eat a mushroom risotto and watch cars 2 life is passing me by

fuck dinner it's fucked

focatsh is italian food i have absolutely no idea what you could even possibly be talking about it was not on par with italian food as most italian food is good and tastes good but this tasted bad and it was bad thank you for the input nonetheless

we got a focatsh it's a foccacia bread with bad onions on it it tasted bad and was very dough and chewy and no cheese/tomatoes, i.e. no slop i would give this dinner zero out of ten and would not eat it