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Ep 52 Matt Gourley's education about the foundation of comedy is gold.

I was trying to be both thematic with your stated region, but quickly realized that my knowledge of South Dakota is lacking. Wallking Deadwood. Deadwoodchuck. Mount Rushs'more

Adding to the list: Sitting Bullshit Michael Badlandsdon Samuel Clemdawg South Dakota Fanning 2 Broke Guys (Insert real name and a scaled down photo) Brad Pittstains

Noticing a beard trend. Praise be to Handsomeboy#1, which is Joe.

I thought I liked this forum. I thought it was a silly place full of silly people who try to make jokes for laffs, likes, and to make relative strangers smile. Then this happened: Dammit. I love this place.

He seems more of an agent of Widespread Panic.

It is highly possible I've been mainlining Reality Show Show for the past few weeks and the similarities are not entirely accidental.

I arrived in this forum at possibly a weird time when the surreal character bits were falling off and people stopped being pure comedy bits and started being real. I'll try to always assume you and A Bear share a consciousness at the very least, if not a password. Sorry about Spunky.

(Record scratch sound drop*) You and A Bear are catfishing the forum?! Left is right. Up is down. I'm confused. *Credit to Mark

"Pig vomit" nearly caused a solo-bolo-spit-take. Nick Kroll laughing off mic realizing the bit they are about to do is magical. Little know personal bit. I screen tested for Baldimore. Maybe next time. Overall, great ep.

Game of Scones and Clotted Creamy Sick Burns

What I love about the CBB ads is how insane/stupid they play against Scotty A. Their entausastiucly willful ignorance is a pure delight.

anchor up, anchor up.

So the top two days of being Captain Boat are well known, but what constitutes the top five? The first time you sex a mer-person? Your biggest haul during that piracy phase? Threading the needle of the perfect storm? The realization that the size of your boat is entirely adequate for the job at hand? The successful completion of a 3 hour tour?

Given that we live in a time before the rise of the machines, I say let them do our busy work. Like they'll spare us when the roles are reversed! Panthers/Leopards/Jaguars are my favorite of the big cats. Absolutely a joy to see in the wild!

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SCIENCE JOKE! But seriously, are you a juggalo?

RTW, What's your take on magnets?

A Bear, when you woke up were you all like: UPDATE: Question that just came to mind. You have catdoor, right? Because if not your story elevates to a new level of interesting. Either way, glad the cat is back.

The whole story was great, but the two above phrases made me laugh out loud in real life and not that disingenuous internet shorthand way. 5 stars.

Reduce the file size. I learned computers just to accomplish this task.

Went to old Google Images looking for a fun 'Pen15 tattoo' joke.... that is a weird ass collection of search results. Lots of Adam Levine, a Jake the Snake Roberts, tattooed guys with kids, the serenity prayer and some Obama/Illuminati pic. This happened and I thought it would bring you as much joy as it brought me:

When I first started listening I had no clue what was going on and was about as lost and confused as Adam Pally.

I've not been able to tell if early guests where confused (Adam Pally) or doing a bit, but I don't think anyone has gotten angry. Could be wrong though.

Well played. You are one smooth criminal. P.S. Allegedly