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Houston

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  1. I shall defer to the wisdom of the future former Senator from Nevada.

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    Follow up question and statement:

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    Question: Mr Senator, are you eyes better?

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    Statement: I assume that everything said in this forum should be taken in jest. I for one, while enjoying this forum, could not commit to a joke on a random Taylor Swift fan site. No matter how funny it would be for 15 minutes. As we all know, comedy is surprise. Not being mean to random people.

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  2. That Hanks story reminds me of the time I was an intern on the Breaking Bad set. It's well known that Bryan Cranston is a funnyman. He was going to play a joke on John, Banks. Bryan told me to fill his John's trailer with helium balloons while he was on set. So I approach his trailer holding 100 balloons. I got to open the door and John walks out. The surprise made me let go of the balloons. I also pissed myself because of his angryface. That was my last day.

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    Banks but no pranks.

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    β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–Œβ–€β–„β–€β–„β–€β–β–„SPOOKY SKILENTON

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    β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–β–ŒSEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELINTONS WILL EAT YOU

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    I understand that comedy is about surprise now. That skilenton definitely was comedy because surprise, but please in the future could you offer a little teaser first? Maybe warning me that comedy is coming? That way I know to be comedy surprise and not scary.

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