Houston
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This morning I recall thinking, this is a terrible bit, but if you are going to start a dumpster fire you should at least see it through to the end. Upon reflection, I was wrong this morning. I'm sorry to have disparaged dumpster fires. Even they bring warmth and light to the world for a time.
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Classic Brett.
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I told my friends to listen to HH. They did and said it wasn't funny. I was once told by TV that it is important to have a code so now I have fewer friends. I also fear that the bodies will be found one day.
Just kidding.
They'll never be found.
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What a wonderfully bizarre episode.
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this is a stunningly poorly reasoned position. why test drugs to see if they do what they claim to? Sure there can be an argument against making some drugs illegal, but he's taking one of the dumbest possible lines of argument.
his root point seems to just regulate everything and laws are a bad idea as a concept.
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This episode was a veritable buffet of everything I love in life, Hollywood Handbook, the movie Ransom, wool, jokes, and child abduction.
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Why show business, why Hollywood, and where is your LA?
I blame Mack Weldon. They are SO comfortable you don't want to take them off and they wick away odor and moisture so well it's hard not to shit yourself in them.
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Julie Klausner is spitting hot fire on this episode.
By hot fire I mean Julie Klausner is a fire breathing dragon.
By fire breathing dragon I mean she's killing jokes like Smaug killed the residents of Dale.
By residents of Dale I mean the jokes are so fresh it's like one of the early towns of men.
By the towns of men, I just mean the species of humans as opposed to all Children of Iluvatar or dwarves.
By dwarves, I'm referring to the beings created by Mahal who got impatient with Iluvatar who was spending so much damn time singing of creation that Mahal got bored.
By bored, I obviously mean this podcast was fun. 6/6 Benghazi's.
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I had a surprise party once. My girlfriend asked them to get me there by 8pm. Naturally, they assumed putting a pillowcase over my head, ziptying my arms behind my back, throwing me in the back of an SUV and leaving me out by an old abandoned pump house for 15-20 minutes first was a natural part of the request. Fun times.
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Lol. Jared Leto is so dumb he doesn't even know how to correctly use a condom.
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Happy Birthday Sean!
The Dread Pirate Sean Box was on point this month
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i don't know about the rest of you guys, but personally i've got such a palpable, raw sexual energy, that when i was 16 my dad sat me down and asked me to explain the birds and the bees to him. afterwards, he gave it to his wife* so good, he told me, she was HOWL™-ing all night.
*his second wife, my step-mom, don't be gross, guys. my birth-mother is a saint.**
**by which i mean, she died***
***not really, she's still alive. was it worth it to kill off my mom for a dumb joke, i don't know****
****honestly, i find myself wondering if anything i do is worthwhile anymore. and i guess if i really look into myself, like way way deep down, you could maybe even say that this almost comical amount of really really great sex that i'm having, it's almost like the only hole i can't fill is the one deep down inside of me, you know? fuck, man. it hurts to think about, but it really might be true.*****
*****for real though guys, i do have A LOT of just mind-blowingly good sex. Like, Sting calls me up for tips.
how does sex go?
Thanks in advance for the tips and just the tips please.
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I was going to post a joke about nohorseman keeping track of peoples reviews on his HH wiki but then I got locked out of my account. Probably the Russians got in the wires. Anyway, the moment's passed so put me down for a DNF for this weeks. Hopefully next week will be better.
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The episode was ok, but I feel like Sean lifted at least 7% of his dweebdork character from my person life and I am furious.
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Paul F. Tompkins makes everything betterI used to think so as well and tried to spice up my sex life by bringing PFT into bed. He's great at a lot of things, but everyone has their limits.
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is it just me
It's just you.
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<PM to Spunky Foonerism
Get busy livin' or get busy dying.
-@Andy dufresne
/PM>
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©Andy is dandy, but liquor is quickor.
The ©Andyman can, cause he something something something and makes the podcast real good.
"I want ©Andy!" - Bow Wow Wow
"©Andyman! ©Andyman! ©Andyman!" from the movie Candyman.
"Oh god no! Don't move that over there, you'll crush ©Andy!" from the game Candy Crush.
edit: A word of warning...if you put the letter c in parentheses this dumb website thinks it is the copyright symbol. Don't make the same mistake i did, people!
Spunky, Same problem:
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The boys are getting so good at native advertising. It's easy to catch the plugs for Casper Mattress and Blue Apron, but I didn't even know Intern Andy was just a character played by the mastermind behind the newest drink craze:
HH still has the best ad reads in the business.
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I found this episode to be the psychopath of least resistance to laughs.
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Spiders is bugs and insects is bugs, too. Ticks is spiders in a way because of how much legs.
I know one forum member who will not take kindly to this kind of specisist talk on the forum. Please be careful how you talk about our 2,4,6, and 8 legged friends. Odd leg number creatures? They can just die for all I care.
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This was an episode of a podcast and a cracker of an episode at that. I liked most of the jokes and the substantially worse audio quality than when Hayes called in from NY.
(I wrote this review whilst sleeping under my desk at work)
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why is there not a episode today? there wasnt one yesterday or the day before either
Brexit is causing all sorts of chaos, even for our dear Sean and Hayes.
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Episode 150 - Brett Marcus, Our Engineer Friend from Germany
in Hollywood Handbook
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To think this guy is just a month away from retirement and then this shit happens. He might not make it to his golden handshake.