I just finished this movie and holy shit what the fuck. I got so excited when I saw this in my "suggested for you" queue on Netflix- Rainn Wilson, Ellen Page, Nathan Fillion, Kevin Bacon! I love the whole normal-person-puts-on-costume-beats-bad-people-up genre but this was so so so fucking horrible. What's with the religious shit? Ellen Page rapes Rainn Wilson. The cop comes by before he even figures out that Rainn Wilson is Crimson Bolt, doesn't say what he's there for- and he leaves cause he gets distracted by a lie about a dog?? Oh my god. Yeah. This needs to be an episode.
