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Benicio Del Bore-O

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    Failure Unlocked (As a country, elect a reality star to the highest office)

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 996 views
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    I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're laying on the ground motionless, wishing aliens would destroy the earth.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 698 views
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    I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're exploding with what the Germans call Nation-Shame-Diarrhea

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 750 views
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    I'm retiring from the catchphrase game. Thanks and good luck.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 3 replies
    • 917 views
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    You know what would be super-cool? Collectable celebrity fart jars, and the jars all wear different outfits.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 632 views
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    And then, in 2016, brother fought sister in what was known as the Ghostbusters Civil War.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 597 views
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    Here's a nice catchphrase-generation tool for a few of you:

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 3 replies
    • 816 views
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    I'm in my ideal audience, in the front row. Everybody else in the audience is preferrably just not even there.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 485 views
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    Life Hack: pour maple syrup on your forearms and face and shirt and phone in order to save time trying to avoid this.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 458 views
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    I'm agreeable, amirite?

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 456 views
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    What did one popsicle-stick joke say to the other? There's nothing funny about grape.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 568 views
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    As a zoologist, I'm sure that frogs don't feed their tadpoles, let alone nurse them, but also that's one heck of a bra on that frog. ¡Ay chihuahua!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 853 views
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    There's a guy on the corner, dressed up as a sandwich, paid to dance around, because that sandwich shop wants you to know they sell sandwiches there.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 497 views
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    Just because I'm kissing your mouth does NOT mean you have consent to kiss me back.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 481 views
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    If dubstep be the food of love, no thanks.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 454 views
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    Aristophanes was right.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 527 views
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    How to program a simple reset in CBB: 10 Print "Heynong man!" / 20 goto 10 / RUN

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 526 views
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    I mean, come on. I literally caught her doing yoga in a yurt. But can I call her a yogurt? "No-OO-o!"

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 452 views
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    Thanks to our sponsors, and listeners like you, this show is free–– terribly, terribly free–– but also free to create its own meaning.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 484 views
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    Since I started my no-fap lifestyle, I have TONS of free time. Sure, I spend 3/4 of it immersing my testes in ice-water, but still.... FREE TIME

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 651 views
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    It's like drive-time radio for shut-ins and theater fairies!!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 483 views
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    O that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a stew!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 694 views
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    Today's guests are a couple of strangers, billions of ghosts who refuse to manifest, and a host who pretends to be himself. Also we're taking calls.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 550 views
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    Bring your C+ game, because it's gonna be dads vs shut-ins.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 479 views
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    You were not authorized to eat those cheese doodles.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 3 replies
    • 717 views
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