BonjaminJehnson
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You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink
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What does the KKK wear after Labor Day? Who fuckin cares? they all just wanna get Negged and Pegged
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What does Duke Ellington have in common with beef Wellington? Both got those tasty licks
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This is the hit podcast, gone godcast class, smooth as Pendergrass, leaving the been trod half-ass Ira Glass fraudcast, hot trash in dead last to the
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Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats
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More like Doctor Range! Every movie is a superhero movie when your power is acting!
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Just remember: any website can be a dating website if you try
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The Earth is so flat, a pancake once looked upon it and mistook it for a second pancake, now that's what I call a breakfast slam
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This is not a pipe. That's not a knife. This is a catchphrase. These are their stories.
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You can always tell when a poor person is opening champagne...
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Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.
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Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in our host.
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This makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone
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Elvis really let himself go, more like 3,000 miles of waistband
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Pop rocks aren't just a candy it's also how I feel about my dad
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I like my index finger most cause it tells me where all my other fingers are
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More like Steven Seagull! That guy is a bird with webbed feet that eats small fish!
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I'm the opposite of ambidextrous, I'm right handed
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I've heard of cliffhangers, but suspenders? Now those pop!
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