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    EPISODE 374 — Tick Tock Clawk

    This very bonus ep made me tear up with joy just looking at the lineup! And listening to it was pure, insane pleasure. All the guests were hilarious, and I look forward to the many return appearances of Maxwell Keeper! Wouldn't mind having Marco back either.
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    Scott and Jason, I wish for you to go to Disneyland with me for the day! P.S. Jason, I am of the female gender.
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    EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns

    I wish this ep was an hour longer!! MIB and Todd? So much fun! Maybe I'm a little drunk but I laughed out loud way more than I even did during the Wet Hot Crew ep!
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    EPISODE 363 — Wet Hot Crew

    David and Scott are a match made in heaven! I wish this episode was titled Wet Hot Clue, maybe just to sustain my hope that there really will be someone running around Camp Firewood killing campers and counselors in the new series.
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    EPISODE 111 — Hercules in New York: LIVE!

    I can't believe they didn't mention this in the episode! Especially when they played his whole sad monologue leading up to it. It's like the writers didn't know how to end scenes, so they would just have characters say "I'm going to take a shower," or "I think I'll eat an apple." Also, Hercules so clearly seems to have the mental capacity of a five year old. I would love to see the dubbed version with the same dialogue but a fancy British voice saying this childish/mentally handicapped stuff.
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    EPISODE 110.5 — Minisode 110.5

    you know when you fall asleep watching a DVD and wake up to the DVD menu soundtrack on loop infiltrating your dreams until you wake up in what feels like an altered state? I feel asleep while watching this (drunk?) on Netflix and whatever "Greek" soundtrack it's got going on definitely had the same effect on me.
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    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    "It's a very dangerous podcast to listen to, although I hate to end a sentence with a preposition so instead I'm going to continue on and just say that it's dangerous!" I love you, Scott.
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    EPISODE 110 — The Island of Dr. Moreau

    I could be totally wrong, but what I took away from the whole bunny-killing thing is that when Val Kilmer killed that bunny at the beginning, one of the animals saw, and it ruined its pure, unable-to-fathom-killing brain, and that's why he killed the second bunny? Causing a sort of chain reaction where they were all becoming violent because they saw Dr. Moreau's dreadlocks son kill that animal at the trial? In the really awkward dinner scene where Dr. Moreau gets mad about the bunny being served, Val Kilmer says something to the effect of "relax, no one saw me kill it" and there's a long pause and David Thewlis says, like, "that we cannot be sure of" or something (Sorry, I wish I could directly quote it but my rental already ended). The dialogue is terrible and barely makes sense in that scene, but that is the only thing my brain could piece together from it. Also, I could not stand David Thewlis at all in this! We know nothing about his character except that he killed a dude on his raft (that shark sure became a non-issue pretty quickly, huh?), and he's just running around being super rude to the animal people and insulting them to their faces, when they're being way nicer to him than, say, Val Kilmer is. Why does he smoke the drugs Val Kilmer gives him? Is that why all he cares about during crazy animal war times is getting some serum that will supposedly stop his crush from turning into a cat? I found Marlon Brando to be hands down the most enjoyable part of this movie. I mean, despite clearly pausing between all his lines to have them read to him, he's really a delight.
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    EPISODE 349 — The 6th Anniversary Show!

    Wow, this whole episode was amazing, but the Timekeeper had to be my favorite, I can't even put my finger on why. Absolutely gleeful silliness, all around. I felt like there were large chunks of time where Scott didn't even talk at all, there was so much going on.
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    Favorite quotes from Earwolf shows!

    In the UTU2TM Commentary Special- Scott- What's the most important part of a house? Harris-The foundation! Scott-And what's the least important part of a house? Harris-The roof!! I don't even remember what they were talking about, but it's still so hilarious to me.