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    Of course Cage was not a vampire. His shrink was the vampire. She either changed into or sent a bat to bite him to put him under her mind control in order to do her bidding. What that is, who knows. Vampires are known to have seductive powers which may explain the young hunk boy toy toting the two towels. Perhaps she wanted virgin blood from Alva. As June pointed out, Alva is “virginalized.” So maybe the ending is the shrink cutting off Cage from her grasp because he can’t cut it as a proper servant because he raped her. That would also describe her dismissal of his professed crimes. It's the perfect disguise. Convince others that they are a vampire and if doesn't work out you can always just say that they are clinically insane.

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    If the endgame of the toothed vagina alien was to get into the water supply, why didn't it just swim down the toilet? Clearly it had no problem with diving down into a culvert/reservoir thingy so why is trapping it in a toilet and effective way of containing it?

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    What the fuck are you guys talking about? Just because someone is married to somone of a different background doesnt make them "not racist." Just let it go so we can move on as a society. Acknowledging and projecting racism onto certain races of people, is in itself, racist. You are just trying get attention you pathetic assholes.

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    We need to talk about David.

     

    Brad's girlfriend tells brad to give David the keys to his car and he just does it, for no reason! Does this mean that David's girlfriend is also a witch?

     

    Then he pretty much date rapes Luiz Guzman. Was this a plan hatched by Randa to keep Luiz away from Brad?

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    Hate to beat a dead horse but with regard to the magic, If water undos Luiz Guzman's spells, doesn't it follow that since everyone drinks water, all spells would be undone? And since our bodies our mostly water wouldn't spells not work in the first place?

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    Last year I watched this movie and took notes before immediately emailing HDTGM telling them they should do it. As a joke I mentioned that Jason wouldn't like it because he is muslim. Paul didn't think this was funny and said, "BTW Jason is Greek." Haha. I really hope they do this one.

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    I nominate Inside Man. It is heralded as a great movie but if you pay attention, it makes absolutely no sense. The dialogue is hilariously bad and it is filled with racial commentary that eventually goes NOWHERE. It seems spike lee, after every line of dialogue, was just like, "Can we make that line about race?… Okay rewrite it." This movie is not good.

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    I used to maintain and operate weapon systems for the Navy and I can tell you, no, there aren't senators hanging out watching the firing exercises. We once did a firing exercise where 6 ships took turns firing missiles and cannons at a decommissioned ship in order to sink it and create a reef structure for aquatic life. There were no admirals or senators watching or Judd Nelsons there.

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    I used to like this podcast until I heard this episode. I have never heard more uniformed people talk about a topic since the last time I heard Bill O'reiley say anything. You mentioned that lots of children die from finding guns in the home. What you dont know is that swimming pools kill more children than guns. But who wants to hear that when all of us California kings are wasting water and enjoying our staus on the west coast on our moral high ground. Fuck you.

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    Correction

     

    It turns out LOVE is a more popular password than you think. On a podcast called We Have Concerns, Episode entitled Past Word Passwords they discuss a Russian hacker who posted 32 million passwords from a company called Rockyou. The fifth most used password was "iloveyou." The word love appears many more times in different iterations in the top one hundred and in some instances in spanish.

     

    http://reusablesec.b...d-list-top.html

     

     

    Something you left out was how insane it is that Matthew Lillard's character Cereal, outs the villain by simply accusing him of a crime on TV. His accomplice is immediately arrested and he soon after without any sort of preliminary investigation. So all I have to do to get someone arrested is say that they committed a crime on television? Come on.

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    This is one of those movies that would make Jason so mad he wouldn't be able to review it. And not just because he is Muslim.

     

    I made that joke in an email to Paul and the response I got back was, "FYI: Jason's Greek." haha. While it's funny that he thought I was serious, it's funnier that he thinks that being Greek and Muslim are mutually exclusive!

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