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    Sharknado 3

    I would imagine they do an episode on it. Seems like a tradition like the Fast & The Furious films. Hope that means the return of Scott Aukerman as well.
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    Jurassic World (2015)

    1. Are we going to show Dr. Wu on conference calls and VO of him reading emails? 2. I will give you this. IRL they're not starting that fucking car. Mice have eaten the wiring and it's not moving. 3. Most of the product placement actually makes sense. It's an amusement park. Try going to Disney and not seeing a sponsor's logo. I'm surprised that the animals in Animal Kingdom have not had Sprint logos shaved into their fur. There is no more or no less of a logic gap in this film than there is in the original. There are a ton of movies that should get episodes before this including TWO in this franchise alone.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Yeah, to quote Gennaro "We can charge whatever we want". I'm pretty sure they went that route.
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    Cop and A Half (1993)

    I'm Devon Butler! I saw this for the first time tonight (It's on HBOGo for anybody who has it). I think this would be a damn good film for HDTGM to do. Holy shit, did I just refer to this piece of steaming shit as a "film"?...fuck me...Anyway, pre-resurrection Burt Reynolds just does not give a fuck about this film. I can't help but be impressed by the performance of Norman D. Golden III who was found after what must have been an exhaustive two hour open-call where they saw five, maybe six (tops!) child actors. Highlights: - drug dealer's drug ammo belt - reuse of the line "I don't like to run" pretty sure it's duplicated ADR - Bobo (the real Bobo, not the Bobo Bobo) portrayed as the biggest, baddest bastard in the biker bar...then riding off with Maxwell Caulfield's helmet from Grease 2 I would love to see HDTGM do an episode on this maybe purely to hear Jason's rage. Henry Winkler has appeared on Children's Hospital & Comedy Bang Bang, so who knows, maybe he can be in on the fun. I did like this from IMDB: As I previously noted, The Fonz is still alive so the use of the word "final" is pretty telling of this film's performance.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Or if they just found Samuel L. Jackson, walking around, one-armed, ragged, deranged...like a more able-bodied version of his character from Black Snake Moan
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    Black Dynamite

    If you do this movie you might as well do Airplane, Naked Gun, and Spinal Tap
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    Zombeavers (2014)

    It's on my Netflix queue. Writer/director Jordan Rubin was the guest on Ep 105 - Safe Haven when it initially came out. He plugged it during the show. EDIT - I just watched this. Yes. It's fucking bonkers, but not sure it's fit for the show. There are some titties for Jason though. Actually, I could watch a full movie of Joseph and Luke driving through the country hitting shit.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Yep. Same here. That bit was perfect. Also,
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    It's the second best JP film. It's a fun film. in no way flawless, but not the CGI-gasm I was expecting. The leads held their own, the story was (contextually) plausible, the comic relief was well timed and hit the mark, and the effects made sense. My biggest real gripes were with direction and scoring. I felt like there were a lot of chances to make this film an experience like the original with better shots and music cues (T-rex entrance). I don't think this is a knock on Trevorrow's work so much as an appreciation for Spielberg.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Thanks man! I'll check that out. Sounds like a good read.
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    Eyes Wide Shut

    This was the single most frustrating part of the movie. Lolita played by Leeloo Solbioski (aka Bobo Helen Hunt)
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The SNES JP game was god awful. I bought a Genesis to play the good JP game. Also, bloody Mortal Kombat
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Fuck yeah it did. Oddly enough though I only played it in about 2000.
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    I know this is supposed to be movie recommendations but...

    My favorite moment in these shows is: Wife: Tommy is dead?! Oh my god [slight shock] Detective: Do you know anybody who would want him dead? Wife: No. Everybody loved him!....But...there was this thing last week" Detective: What happened last week? Wife: I'm sure it's nothing. Detective: Please, anything could help the investigation no matter how small. Wife: Well, this woman showed up to our house with a gun and swore she would kill him...Do you think that has something to do with this? And of course it doesn't because the murderer was Tommy's best friend who was the first person interviewed. He always loved the wife and was sick of Tommy's philandering.
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    Tracers (2014)

    Hot fucking garbage, this one. - from the start, parkour. - How the fuck does he know she got him the bike? - The truck arm he climbs is about 3 feet wide. Bike messengers are fucking crazy. The fact that he is nervous is just terrible writing and makes the character lose credibility. - How'd he get a third bike so easily? Wasn't there a huge deal made of the fact that he couldn't get a new bike after his first one is "totaled?" - YOU OWE $15,000 why are you practicing parkour?! Make money you fucking idiot!! - During his "test", they keep asking him "what's in the bag". Wouldn't they just take the bag? - Disgusting mouth noises. Jason, ye be warned. - Do cops keep loaded shotguns in the front seat? - Can somebody explain exactly how Cam's trap works? - The Chinese Mob fixed up his car for him?....God this movie is fucking terrible.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Is that the one where you ride in the Jeep?
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    Kung Fury

    Much like the Breesy Gleasy in Lake Placid (possibly), the Militant does not differentiate between dialogue and stage direction.
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    Really the only thing I remembered about The Lost World novel is the carnotaurus. It was a bi-pedal carnivore like t-rex, but had skin like that of a chameleon. I also remember thinking "This will be so fucking cool in the movie!" (because I was 13) and then the movie came out. Maybe it was in there, but just never decloaked.
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    Shout (1991)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102913/ Trailer - Available now on HBOGo God damn...What do we have here - Travolta. Post-Look Who's Talking pre-Pulp Fiction. The Lost Years Part 2 - Travolta + Music - Travolta + wavering accent - Rock and Roll vs Organized Religion - Scenes begin at what seemingly is the end of the scene. - Clucking like a monkey Travolta lost the Razzie for this one to Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble.
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    Shout (1991)

    Indeed! And one of the guys from Buffy, so I think Paul would be game for that. Also, running time? 89 minutes. Rethinking this over the day and I can't help but think there has to be a bunch of deleted scenes/shots. How bad were they that they couldn't make it into this film? 89 minutes and it still felt long.
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    Kung Fury

    Black Dynamite is in my top-5 films of all-time. It's been on my TiVo for 4 years just in case. It is close to flawless.
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    Kung Fury

    I enjoyed it. Not all of the jokes landed, but some of the material was well done. Incidentally this is one of Scheer's Picks for episode 111.5
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    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    I have a soft spot for Jurassic Park and the Lost World. JP3 hurt me. It hurt me bad. and like an abused spouse responding to a text from my ex, I will be returning to the theater on friday for Jurassic World. I'm going to rewatch JP and TLW this week. I refuse to view JP3 again.
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    The Last Legion

    I'd love to see this done. Murky plot, great actors in terrible roles. I've had broken bones heal quicker than some of these action sequences move. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462396/
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    Episode 109 - FACE OFF: LIVE!

    I would love to see a remake of this, reuniting the greatest on screen duo in cinematic history: Hulk Hogan and "Tiny" Lister.
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