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Maximilian

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  1. Maximilian

    50 Shades of Grey (2015)

    Please tell me there is going to be a sequel. 50 Shades of Grey may be garbage but when it was released it was my favorite day of the year. I didn't have Valentines Day plans and my parents wanted me out of the house so I bought a ticket to see 50 Shades of Grey. That theater was flooded with ladies. I even got to sit next to one. I nearly hyperventilated but it's all good. Next movie, I might try saying hello and try really really really hard not to look at my feet when approached by a girl.
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    Rocky IV (1985)

    Thanks!
  3. Thanks guys and gals for all the knowledge that I just gained. I don't feel like i have to watch the special features now. I learned a lot.
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    Rocky IV (1985)

    The link below is that said scene. I've not mastered Ear Wolf's forums, not sure how to make the video show up without having to go to the youtube page.
  5. This scene kind of freaks me out because Josh Pais is the passenger in the cab and also does the voice of Raphael.
  6. Added her on Snapchat, looking forward to some cameltoe being sent my way.
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    Rocky IV (1985)

    One would think, that in the Rocky Universe, by the time Rocky IV rolls around that there is no such thing as a clean exhibition match.
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    Rocky IV (1985)

    Why do your points have to be valid? Rocky IV is my favorite of all the Rocky movies. I do have poor taste in movies, in that I get excited about ridiculously over the top and campy movies. This movie has everything!!! James Brown performing Living in America while Apollo Creed is decked out like an American flag shouting "I want you." The fight between Drago and Creed is supposed to be an exhibition and it is probably said one hundred times during the fight because everyone is in shock that they are actually fighting and not hugging it out. Then there's the robot which doesn't add anything to the movie. Not only is this a great recommendation but would make for a great Live Show. Why do I have to live in a fly over state?!!!
  9. I'm not a great listener but I think April mentioned that the guys have been living with her for six weeks. Please forgive me, as I don't have the energy required to rewatch the movie to find out where she exactly says it. But I'm pretty confident she mentions 6 weeks. That pompous jackass also uses Kelvin to measure things that are above 0 degrees Celsius so 'F' word him.
  10. This doesn't surprise me. Elias Koteas is so ice cold that when his son was born with health issues that he stopped his wife from naming him after him. That's my favorite scene in Gattaca, I laugh every time. Then Donny concludes that it's a good place to set up a trap and his wristband either turns into a watch or compass or some sort of trap detector. This is also when Splinter pulls out the bow and arrow. That's a good point, but if the Foot Clan was smarter than there wouldn't have been that cool game of keep away where not any real fighting actually takes place just a lot of running around while the foot clan for the most part just stands there. Plus they had to utilize the guy that was much bigger than everyone else. Seriously, the foot clan is compromised of a bunch of averaged sized guy and one offensive lineman.
  11. I think there are a few omissions. The bald dude with the mustache that might be Japanese shouts ninja vanish as the Foot Clan vanishes at the ooze plant. When Donny and the professor get all sciencey, Donny mentions a liquid is 338 degrees Kelvin or in American 42 degrees Fahrenheit "Their belching is retarding the process" or something like that is said by the professor when the dog and snapping turtle are belching after they eat the donuts. There's also that scene where April pours a clear liquid in a small bottle into Donny's coffee as he's talking real estate. Maybe there is something going on between the two... 50 shades of green
  12. Anyone else notice that about 10 minutes in, Donny is doing his best Humphrey Bogart and April appears to spike his coffee with a clear spirit?
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    Sometimes I forget that the internet has search features. I did some digging and found out some amazing things about Rock-afire Explosion, Showbiz Pizza's Animatronic band that is just flooding my head with memories of Showbiz. Apparently, the creator and designer of the Animatronics has been using them kind of recently to cover songs. I don't know about anyone else but finding this, this morning has made my day infinitely better.
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    Maximum Overdrive

    Your point is invalid. This movie is about machines revolting because of an asteroid and/or aliens. At the very least we should have gotten to see her die a painful and spectacular death.
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    LAST TIME I CHECKED BATMAN RETURNS HAS ZERO SONGS WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY PRINCE; BATMAN HAS NINE!!!!! I enjoy both films but the second has some more fun elements and those elements are mostly that I like Michelle Pfeiffer and thought she was pretty hot 25 years ago. Plus Batman Returns had some pretty sweet trading cards and stuff.
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    Maximum Overdrive

    I must admit, I do enjoy Maximum Overdrive but it fell a bit short of greatness for me. There are lots of great and fantastically terrible scenes that make this film enjoyable but it seems all for nothing (SPOILER ALERT) because Yeardley Smith survives. I can't speak for anyone else but as I was watching innocent people being murdered by various machines, I kept building up in my mind how King was going to kill off the one character that I wanted to see die so bad. Is there no justice? Smith should have suffered the greatest of all deaths in this film and yet in the end is on a boat with the survivors. At the very least, as the credits were beginning to roll someone could have tossed her off the boat and she could have been eaten by a shark.
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    I grew up in a Showbiz Area. I was kind of sad that it became Chuck E. Cheese. I preferred not eating rat or mouse pizza.... although I can't remember the Showbiz characters.
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    Was it Chuck E. Cheese or Showbiz pizza when that movie came out? It definitely annoyed me that April O'Neil was someone else in the 2nd movie. That bothered me more than the voices being different. Paige Turco doesn't even have red hair!!!!!!!!!!
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    The signs of a bad movie list

    I liked him in Free Willy
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    The signs of a bad movie list

    I recall kind of liking Being John Malkovich. I think she was tolerable and at times pleasant as an actress before the year 2000. --------------------------------- My addition: When instead of casting the big name actor or actress they had in mind they do the next best thing get someone that resembles that person.
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    I've not watched Jupiter Ascending, is there any dollar amount worth paying to see it? What about free? Nothing was said about the film in Paul's brief 'we're doing Jupiter Ascending' podcast and episode that made it feel like it would be a good use of my time. Have I dodged a bullet?
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    Left Behind (2014)

    Just how unwatchable is Outcast? If Outcast is ever on Netflix or Amazon Prime, would you recommend watching it? If I decide to take on his task, beer or liquor? If I suffer from depression should I avoid this film? Is Outcast as bad as I think it is? If so, you're probably a saint and will be raptured.
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    Left Behind (2014)

    I'll be damned!
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    Left Behind (2014)

    It's not worth the time or energy to power through it. I don't even think Cage brings his A game when it comes to wildly entertaining faces. You will miss that dogs didn't get raptured... What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!!!!
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