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    crushed red pepper flakes. Changing diapers. Kicking baby butt and dropping baby names.
  1. Thought everyone here might enjoy this article: is the hot dog a sandwich? Miss your balls
  2. True, they do kind of sound like tired Russians some days. Or, if you rather, tired Latvians CAN sound Russian. Other errors include: Jānis is the most common name, really. That would have worked better. There is no unincorporated Latvia, but Russia would love to take it, if you can find it. Saying "Double V" would have been authentic as fuck. No one saves for medicine. Like the rest of tired, tired world, they all save for MacBooks and Iphones. Sincerely, Laff Roit, of Latvija. P.s. Those VP puns nearly made me spit my beer (Latvija has great beer).
  3. Thank god. I was livid yesterday, thinking it was Tuesday, and wondering WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED to keep the guys from posting. I really need a calendar alert.
  4. Don't stop. Speak on that more.
  5. I began the episode, then had to stop it. I was too excited. I was afraid to begin it because I never wanted it to end. This is just the kind of branded content I love to hear on Earwolf.
  6. Dear (probably pretty dope) guest, I have been absent from the message boards because my wife and I have just had a baby. Can you recommend a good way to tell my wife that my daughter isn't as important as staying current on "who's who" and "what's what" in the entertainment industry? Also: I'm assuming you're wearing a pretty sweet jacket, so: congrats on that sweet jacket. Thanks so much.
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    For the Teaser Freezer, God Willing

    Yes, "low-hanging fruit"... That must be exactly what Jesus thought he was as he hung there on that cross, saving all our lives. To ignore the ever-growing CHRISTian population as they continue to not only make quality films, but break attendance and box office records, would only serve to hurt all of us (in the biz). Too easy? Faith is a lot of things. But easy? Peace be with you.
  8. Dearest Hayes, Where are you? I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time And as I stared I counted The Webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop the pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight
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    For the Teaser Freezer, God Willing

    Oh, wait...religion is responsible for all the wars in the world, so maybe this isn't a good suggestion for Sean especially...
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    No. I am Laff Roit.
  11. onarga

    EPISODE 384 β€” Numbers Cannot Lie

    Moved to tears of laughter, yes. Walking home from work, laughing uncontrollably. I must have looked insane. I just glad Zouks didn't let him off the hook. I was afraid this moment was going to die on the vine.
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    EPISODE 384 β€” Numbers Cannot Lie

    Frequency! White Noise! I was so frustrated to not get closer on this during the ep!
  13. as defined by google (an internet search engine): "Branded content is essentially a fusion of the two into one product intended to be distributed as editorial content, albeit with a highlybranded quality and often labeled as "sponsored." Branded content is the merger between advertising and entertainment." Question for Geoff: can you speak on this in relation to your "puppets" and "you"?