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Picture this: a sick Pokemon Go screenshot of a Metapod with something Hollywood Handbook in the background (an iPod? my laptop?) and I post a classic noho zinger like "Check out this dope Metapod...... oh yeah and here's a pokemon too"

The boys have done it again folks, another superb episode. cmon cliff is this the best you can do. Just a quick review of the podcast? Cmon lets drop a sick reference This ep was a lot like one of my favorite ska bands, it got very REEL shucks, this still doesnt feel all that good. you'll never get an L from a host with content like this. even if they do happen to read the boards this week. you're no kevin o'brien lol ok so that comment sent me to the youtube vid for one of their songs and I dunno I think this guy would fit in great around here ok thats great. this is the one.

Ep. 64: Listeners, Our Close Friends http://hollywoodhandbook.wikia.com/wiki/Listeners,_Our_Close_Friends

Just got off the horn with James Gunn and he said Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 2 is gonna be the following and that astute fans could discern who Star Lord's dad is from clues hidden within: Hollywood Handbook Ep. #141 - Karen Kilgariff, Our Close Friend Hollywood Handbook Ep. #086 - Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend Hollywood Handbook Ep. #064 - Listeners, Our Close Friends Hollywood Handbook Ep. #062 - Jarrad Paul, Our Close Friend Hollywood Handbook Ep. #055 - Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend Hollywood Handbook Ep. #040 - Aubrey Plaza, Our Close Friend

In honor of the new "Bleed For This" Miles Teller trailer, my favorite joke on the subject by our very own Mikey B: Please press the little curved arrow on the left and heart the original post, or leave a review.

I read (a headline of) an article where the writer of the Seinfeld theme song said it was inspired by the cadence and delivery of Jerry Seinfeld's standup material. This led to Fall Out Boy finally admitting their song "Uma Thurman" was inspired by Jonah Ray.

Loved today's ep! Sean not being able to mix it up or be heard all that well really made me very anxious, but even with that massive handicap he still got a ton of licks in.

Ok I've processed it and here are my conclusions: HAHHAHA!! yessss fuck yes that's the stuff

whooooa holy shit that bad boy still packs a wallop. Excuse me while I process this...

If you lot don't check the reddit (Lord help ya if you do!), I made up some hot graphs: The deets are in the reddit thread but I may conclude that The Boys are doing quite well in regards to listener number and growth,if I may say. The Mike Lawrence ep has 62,000 listens (not included in this average), their most followed by Ep 1 and Brandon Content

#WeNeedKneis

Bid a dude, what is this, a genderbent Mayor of Casterbridge??? That Tom Hardy's lips though... mmm

uhh sheesh (pulls on collar, steam comes out) ... maybe I can lighten the mood around here with a little topical memeage:

Good posts this week pal but I think you nailed the name with the second attempt there

Which dinosaur makes the best over cautious editor of the written word?

van Helsing disguising himself as a vape store attendant trying to trick him (OR HER) into blowin a big ol cotton cloud of Garlic flavored e-juice

Lizzy, tysm for the link. How can mozzarella sticks taste bad? I remember liking the Friday's 'sticks at my last ordering of them, which could be anywhere from a couple to several years ago. The article is fun but she just kinda describes the taste as "bad" or "like garbage" I really want some details here.

http://lifehacker.co...nife-1776875693 "The Easiest Way to Mince Garlic Using Just a Knife" yeah thanks for the lifehack idiot I'm just gonna keep using my garlic press my dad bought me you motherfucker I'm glad gawker is bankrupt

This week on the nohorseman's Behind the Joke: This has been discussed in depth on the secret forums but for those of you who don't mess with the wikia I started and subsequently burnt out on, here's some info I put together. http://hollywoodhand...t_Bowl_Cleaners This ep.. dang. Was it ever good! Love Sean solo eps "the clemdawg"

There sure were a lot of laughs in this week's episode of Hollywood Handbook, and I have to say, I loved every one of 'em (them).

Of course they record it "on feelim" you think it's all writtem before? lol

Ah! Spunky's allegory of Plato's allegory of the cave-- one laughs and riffs about (names) cave cheese (shadows) to realize the cheese (shadows) were in the cave the whole time and it takes a good poster (philosopher) to realize it

woo just making it in under the wire here in the thread. Loved this episode, there were SO many funny lines and my boy Sean was wilding out in this one for sure.

It was great! Luckily I had a big ol pile of work waitin for me when I got back so I'm already caught back up on all the pods I missed

Sick y'all, I found the next "The Dress:" everyone saddle up: What is stuck in this wall? Is it a snake's head? I hope you have enjoyed seeing the next viral image sensation.