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  1. garfield the cat must not be an hh fan or my dude would just realize it's new show eve baby
  2. Congrats on the nuptials, Bozos. Let's take a moment to toast the man with the golden joke Just 4 2 1 away from Now with a popular star
  3. Dang what a good ep. So funny. And I can't stop thinking about Hayes's Golf Clothes joke from Monday in the CBB ads, so good.
  4. I was at my local comic con all weekend, and Walton Goggins was one of the celebrity guests. I was considering waiting in line to ask if he got to meet Hayes on the set of Vice Principals but it was $50 bucks. Would have made a great gonzo-style forums post though, can you all even imagine this story told from twisted perspective
  5. Todd Glass! I'd love to warm up with a hot towel and listen to that ep, then chat about it with my friends online.
  6. nohorseman

    Hollywood Handbook Art

    Dang. I love it.
  7. Lumber-jim more like dunder-head lol get outta here pal
  8. I'll bite: what's a Lexfor?
  9. Just watch the cool video in the last one please
  10. {Hmm, how to decode the message? First you type in the text, something your very inconsiderate handler didn't think to do until this morning Welcome to a post-Wolfpop merger forums, this is our life now }
  11. {Inside the hollowed-out book is a folded message! You unfold the letter by clicking the Show button on it, a device your handler didn't think of until this afternoon while sitting in traffic. }
  12. {It's time to pick up the drop. Heh, you think. Too bad Serial didn't have the kind of Pay Phones the HH forum uses in their spy network. You head to the library. The one from Ghostbusters is the designated spot. You make your Uber driver wait a block away. You hope she doesn't offer you a fist bump as you exit the vehicle, or is that the other company. You're totally from a big city and know which and have taken an Uber more than once when your car was in the shop, so lots of other specific things happen too that make you think "That is totally what it's like to take an Uber." Straight to the card catalog. Category Literature (Dewey Decimal 800) -- Poetry, Plays, Jokes, and Riddles (810). You thoroughly check for surveillance. You know that while the dead drop method is useful in preventing the instantaneous capture of either an operative/handler pair or an entire espionage network, it is not foolproof. If one of the operatives is compromised, they may reveal the location and signal for that specific dead drop. Counterintelligence can then use the signal while keeping the location under surveillance, and may capture the other operative. .......Got it Just as expected. The pages are hollowed out... You take a moment to lament the loss of the hilarious puns but... what's this!? Something is inside...}
  13. {you recognize the signal that the dead drop has been made}
  14. I'm on a Pisces diet, I sees pies and I eat em
  15. Ignore the date, I'ma see all you lot tonight
  16. Heh wonder what ol Thomas said when he was given the Engler Stinger. Probably.... "Aw, shucks!"
  17. One of countless criticisms but you need to do something about your posts, they are bad.
  18. nohorseman

    Episode 122 - Deadpool, Our Close Fiend

    The AV Club on Box Angeles this week: "it continues to stand out for its showbiz pragmatism as opposed to any kind of shallow Hollywood glad-handing. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Then the review of the Kevin Pollak Chat Show is just a summary of what was said, including: "Along the way the actor offers a look into his newfound enthusiasm for building snow globes." EDIT: THEN Yo Is This Racist is Featured, with another very bare review. Whaddaya make of all this, Steve? Is there Podmass Payola?!
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    Episode 122 - Deadpool, Our Close Fiend

    Hi folks, I finished a 12 week workout program last week and tested my maxes last night. I tried to get 420lbs on deadlift as a goof but it didn't quite workout (heh) as I'd planned. Sorry to disappoint because the support of my fans has meant a lot these past few months. [media=''] [/media] My gf is the one yelling in the video and she did the program with me and got very strong, but I totally beat her in all the lifts and trust me she's not gonna forget it.
  20. nohorseman

    Episode 122 - Deadpool, Our Close Fiend

    WARNING: double-take likely As first pointed out to me by the inimitable Ashley, it's actually Our Close FIEND
  21. nohorseman

    Episode 122 - Deadpool, Our Close Fiend

    For your two screen experience:
  22. If you can look at this picture and think it looks fun and not close the tab in horror, you might like SPONTANEANATION
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