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  1. nohorseman

    Episode 224 - Nick Wiger, Our Corny Friend

    I've been beta-testing the Hollywood Handbook competitive card game for Podswag and jesus christ the Sean and Hayes cards are way too over powered, really unbalanced sorry this game sucks but i'll be damned if it doesn't fit the theme
  2. can't believe, starting wednesday, I will have had the privilege of asking a very weak popcorn gallery question to a contestant on celebrity big brother (ross mathews). go get em big fella you got the hh crazies behind you pimp
  3. just noticed this massive fuck up from last week. uhhh jump ahead one hundred episodes much!?
  4. this podcast was so good they should make a film out of it. ok this might be fun: dream casting!! hayes should be played by Hayes Davenport. I can only really see Sean Clements in the role of co-host Sean. For Tawny I'd love to see Tawny Newsome at least read for the part. For the voices on the phone, let's get in touch with Max von Sydow's people to see if there's any interest in playing Scott and we'd have to get Taylor Lautner as Paul.
  5. Shaun Diston well after this ep I feel Closor than ever
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    Episode 221 - Jen Statsky, Our Close Friend

    its back folks. I hope i pranked you as you rushed to press play on what looks like an embedded video. sorry sucker its just a screenshot I took
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    Episode 220 - Mary Sasson, Our Close Friend

    Hey folks you hear this, did anyone happen to see the news. Trump or should I say DRUMPF has his first presidential physical today. Results are trickling in, looks like they found his CRANIUM embedded in his POSTERIOR. Don't know about you lot but that sounds a little abnormal to me!!
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    Episode 220 - Mary Sasson, Our Close Friend

    this is number one or two on my HH best ofs 2018
  9. ** tugs on collar, steam comes out, mingling with the steam already pouring from my ears ~
  10. my first laugh of 2018. what a sweet sound
  11. nohorseman

    Episode 218 - The Big Holiday Party

    gotta agree with jmo here. I thought the movie was exactly like Scott Hall's signature move with a toothpick: a fantastic flick!
  12. nohorseman

    Episode 218 - The Big Holiday Party

    thought of a little song parody, if you will be so kind as to indulge me: ~clears throat, honks on a pitch pipe~ ** to the tune of im dreaming of a white christmas** "Im dreaming of a sean and hayes boxing day"
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    Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4

    the call was near perfect, but a little tag he could have said would have been "oh! hm, I thought it was Street Vintent"
  14. nohorseman

    Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4

    re-posting from the I4h forums here for visibility. Anyone know how to get ahold of Vintent?
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    Episode 217 - Listeners, Our Close Friends 4

    Just an honor to be screened with about 8 minutes left in the show. A little sad Kevin yelling "hello" three times and startling me from my fugue to take down my name (was that recognition in his voice? probably not) wasn't recorded so all the fans could have the same experience as me Also Chanson is often imitated but that Lucas guy was the real deal, I'd know that voice anywhere. Plus all the signature Chanson characteristics were there: boats (including ferries), Pacific Ocean, coke zero
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    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    Sorry Sean and Hayes, cant get through to the call in show. I would have been been really good too, kinda sit back in the cut and let you two do your thing. Wouldn't even mind if you ribbed me a little I would know we were all just kidding around. Alright well talk to you later
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    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    I suggest we hit up the following cities on our tour: -Creve Coeur VFW Hall in Peoria, IL: this is where GG Allin invented his "pooping on stage" gimmick, many of the other bands on tour will feel right at home since they perform like this with their posts on this forum -The Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, CA, USA - gotta hit this spot to pay tribute to one of my favorite comedy films get him to the Greek -The LA Theatre, Greece Europe - only true comedy fans will get this hilarious reference and turn-about, everyone in the audience will nod and high five before we even take stage at the sheer absurdity of this. (I must reveal my COI this venue suggestion is also viral marketing for the new stitcher premium show Scheer Absurdity where Paul Scheer raccounts the legendary Sylvester Stallone Wolf Pop podcast minute by minute)
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    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    Please don't sign your posts (in case my friends online don't know this code it's 'Butt: Only One Of Poop's Holes' )
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    Episode 216 - Meredith Hagner, Our Close Friend

    What do you do if you're eating lunch alone at a fast casual place and you have to leave your unfinished meal to go to the restroom or get a refill? How do you keep the staff from thinking you've abandoned your table with an unfinished meal and that they'll have to clean it or it's left there to rot? Thanks in advance
  20. I play the keyboard... Dvorak of course. My main influence is the guy who invented soylent and only wears new clothes so he never has to do laundry. My cover is Sound Blanket #14 from the $150 smart white noise machine the Nightingale, and my original is called the Divine Fulfillment of Perfect Productivity, a jumpy little ambient number that captures the feeling of optimizing your routines through gadgets and subscription boxes
  21. ok ok i thought of a little something to post this week: john and kate plus.... gr8!!! hosts that is. I love sean and hayes. alright that about wraps it up, catch you all later
  22. Popcorn gallery time: Katie Couric with all this news, I have to ask: what was it like switching jobs for a day with Jay Leno in 2003? how was all that denim and only eating standing up and did you drive an old firetruck or some shit
  23. no ads this week, what is this stitcher premium in 6 months or do they even do that good ep I liked this one as I do every episode well here's your post this week, nice to see my name show up next to everyone else's see you next time.
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    Episode 213 - Jimmy Pardo, Our Close Friend

    Wow Hayes has done it again, what a description. The guy's a pro.