Sparky Funbuck
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In an act of nigh-unspeakable malice, he forced the helpless toilet to consume his vile leavings.
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♫ My name's Playwright Will and I'm here to say / It's fun to write in an iambic way ♫
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To save on rhinoplasty, keep your nose to the grindstone.
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I'm just a humble country boy, but it seems to me that oceans of boiling flesh will soon wash over what was once a living earth.
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I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of several.
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The Grand Canyon, named after 17th-century explorer Thomas Grand, is actually quite small.
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This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This is bingo night at the Restful Acres Retirement Community.
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They hate us 'cause they ain't us, and also because we're cannibals.
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You don't hear much about the Defenestration of Prague these days. I blame the economy.
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If dolphins are so smart, how come they can only communicate telepathically with ME?
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Americans call them cookies, Brits call them biscuits, and I call them something I probably shouldn't have eaten 200 of in one sitting.
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I never thought you'd be a monkey because simians are so passé.
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Everyone's saying this election year has been the nastiest ever, but I think they're forgetting back in '08 when that cat ran for town dogcatcher.
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My wife's always on my case about leaving the toilet seat up and cheating on her.
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They say Seinfeld was a show about nothing, but I always thought it was about four friends who lived in New York City.
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Quick question: how historically valuable is Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat, and how much trouble would I be in if I barfed in it?
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I'm a tenured college professor, & I'm tired of not being taken seriously just because my name is Dinky-Winky McFricketypop Jumpaloony Cotton-Bloop.
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I've heard of demonstrative pronouns, but this is ridiculous.
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Isn't it appropriate how we drive in the driveway and park on the parkway?
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Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth.
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Up is down, black is white, right is left, water is fire, math is communism, plugs are sockets, birds are whales, and rainbows are skyscrapers.
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You say Uma, I say Oprah. I say Oprah, you say Uma. Uma, Oprah; Oprah, Uma. Let's call the whole thing a dated reference.
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