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    Episode 3 - Cartoons

    They also skipped the whole Disney afternoon lineup (all with great theme songs): Gummi Bears, DuckTales, Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, TaleSpin, Goof Troop, Aladdin, Gargoyles.... also, it's not Disney, but no mention of Batman: The Animates Series either!
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    Episode 518 - Corn Dog Horndog

    Why not Comedy Band! Band! ? (He said, into the cold uncaring void of the internet.)
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    Episode 402 - Solo Bolo Trolo

    When they started laying down that beat right after the first break, I desperately wanted Benny to launch into the theme song from Doug, the rhythm fit just right...
  4. Or the words to Happy Birthday, set to the tune of Amazing Grace.
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    Episode 401 - LOVE Is Thicker Than Water

    I'm surprised Scott didn't catch Alan Thicke's third mispronunciation of the word "About" at the end of the Dogcatcher Sexman theme song, because that should have banished Mr. Thicke to another dimension, right? ...Unless it DID, instantaneously, without anyone knowing, and our Alan Thicke was replaced by a different dimension's Alan Thicke (Dimensionally Thicke?).... ....WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN HIS SEEMINGLY RANDOM DEATH BY PEANUT ALLERGY- he could have succumbed to a slow poisoning from our peanut-butter dimension, having never been exposed to anything like it before! IT ALMOST MAKES SENSE! ...I should probably get some sleep.
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    EPISODE 374 — Tick Tock Clawk

    I was surprised Maxwell's favorite band wasn't Morris Day and the... well, you know.
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    I have seen none of the Sharknado films. I have sworn to never do so. Why? Because I ALSO INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF SHARKNADO. Ten years ago or so, some friends and I were riffing on terrible action movie ideas, and I pitched the idea of a Sharknado. It became a fun little running joke. Until it became real. Maybe I should have tried to develop it... but no. That would be the stupidest movie ever made, I thought. Who would want to see that? HUBRIS! So either Thunder Levin straight up incepted me and stole my dreams, or (more likely) we had the same idea despite never meeting or knowing of each other's existence. I'm like the Alfred Russel Wallace of Sharknados.
  8. Heynong, Ma'am. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by gender equality!
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    EPISODE 111 — Hercules in New York: LIVE!

    Some thoughts: -Did the plot remind anyone else of Thor? Arrogant son of a god goes to Earth, is a dickbag to everyone he meets, finds a lady whose dad is a professor, learns some sort of lesson... well, okay, Hercules didn't really learn much, and he just abandoned both the woman and his "best friend"... -I had the same notion that Pretzie was going to kill himself. There's a perfect moment for it, right after he gives his sad little monologue and turns on the radio, some jazz starts playing, then BLAM! and blood sprays all over the radio. Pan back to Pretzie slumped over the table holding a smoking revolver. -The Samson thing definitely doesn't make sense, but neither does sending Atlas. I mean, he's basically an Olympian POW cursed to hold up the sky (NOT the Earth) as punishment for siding with the Titans. And if Atlas is helping Hercules, WHO THE FUCK IS HOLDING UP THE SKY, ZEUS? -Those giant rolls of paper in that cardboard factory would be super heavy. Like, need-a-forklift-to-lift-them heavy. Hercules straight up murdered those gangsters by toppling those things down on top of them. Hooray?