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  1. Please feel free to cite my name as "maimonides nutz" if this is chosen
  2. Great episode. Laughed a bunch. Was slightly disappointed Gino didn't make a joke about how great it was that there was a couple dedicated to putting the Christ in Christmas year-round
  3. I can't tell if I'm coming or going. Guess I'd better see the urologist!
  4. Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "bottmless brunch"
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    Episode 607 - Are You a Heaux?

    Ego Nwodim remains a national treasure.
  6. bumping this because I'm obnoxiously amused by it
  7. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jaws-original-shark-fully-restored-film-academy-museum-1220258 What the fuck!!
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    Episode 599 - 10th Anniversary

    Weird that John Lennon mentioned Slumdog Milliionaire but, unless I had a case of microsleep during his bit, not the fact that the director of that movie just made one where his own creative work seemingly ceased to exist.
  9. the_muteKi

    Episode 598 - Secret Shopping with Motley Crue

    Were Nikki Sixx and Lizzie Grey sister bandmates?
  10. the_muteKi

    Episode 599 - 10th Anniversary

    Among Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rum Tum Tugger, Dash Grabum, and the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog -- hell of an episode for the furries!
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    Episode 595 - Mother's Olive Oil

    Plenty of good Italian food in Rhode Island but by God do I miss me some clamcakes
  12. I'm glad they found him, but does he sing, Timmothy Pitzen?
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    Episode 593 - Get In The Way Gremlin

    I guess my demonology texts are out of date. I thought that malapropisms were brought forth by the mondegreen goblins
  14. the_muteKi

    Episode 590 - Bread Mop

    *pushes glasses up, clears throat* well exCUSE me Scott but as a member of the Michael Jackson defense force I have to say that you are absolutely wrong. There was never any evidence that Michael Jackson molested kids. Sure, there's open evidence and testimony even from himself that he plied them away from their parents and guardians with money, alcohol, and kept them alone in his well-guarded bedroom and deprived them of normal childhood socialization, but there's absolutely no evidence that Michael Jackson ever molested a child. And believe me, I have spent a very long time searching for it And if there were such evidence I would have seen all of it Did you know that the FBI spent over a decade collecting newspaper reports about Michael Jackson's behavior? It's true. And none of those articles detailed any sort of sexual abuse. I can't believe anyone would tarnish his legacy over what he did. He was the King of Pop, and when has a king ever behaved badly? Plus, Macaulay Culkin says he was never touched by Jackson and that was like the same time he was at his peak with the Home Alone movies like what kind of self-respecting pedo wouldn't try to tap th
  15. Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes