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PSA: Don't get lonely and drive

I sure hope you can say dinger on the radio

Skynet is real and it's horny as fuck

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They told me I would face garnishment but I didn't expect to get paid in parsley

Turns out that when it comes to blunt instruments, the hair club is one of the worst

I got a good deal on a mustard-colored supercomputer. It's a Cray Groupon

And I'm not hot to trot but I am all up to gallup!

And bang a hooker like a pressure cooker!

Absolutely beautiful but I am greatly disappointed that BCB did not in fact decide to title his new political commentary soup bubble show "Pho Logo"

Also, someone should put up the timekeeper rap on youtube and claim it's a song off the new Drake album

Hey, I like this thread

Good-ass episode. I was going to complain that having Timekeeper and Lennon in the same room and not going in on the whle "8 days a week" thing is a silly waste but then I realized that was a thing y'all did back in the Christmas episode so it's all OK. (Timekeeper didn't get enough TIME but then again, I don't think it's possible for him to get enough TIME.) Anyway give the Timekeeper more TIME next TIME. It's what he would want, I think.

"good morning and, like, welcome to comedy bong binge duuuuuuuuuuuude"

really regretting not making my name sexico magnifico

I don't usually comment on the advertisers, but it just reminded me of the time that I showed a lady named Lisa my extra six inches in bed. Anyway long story short it went terribly because I was still under the impression that sex was naked wrestling and it turns out that suplexing is something you need to pre-negotiate

According to Mike the Janitor this is real I think you could make a solid-length episode "best of" that's just a supercut of the Time Keeper and every time they said Hey Nong Man on this one. Also, the ceebeebies used to sell a talking tang, a cursory google search has proven to me

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to plank

Celebrate the spirit of the season with a nice refreshing glass of heynong!

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