the_muteKi
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian
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I got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter
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I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson
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There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?
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I've found a number of references to the "hamburgers that talk / chicken mcnuggets you can take for a walk" lyrics, but I don't think the video exists anywhere.
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I did find this video, which opens with a jingle with lyrics that wind up sounding like "food, fucks, and fun"
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I don't think 'monster fuck' will ever get old as far as recurrent episode gimmicks go
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"The size of a thumb? Sounds like my ex-wife!"
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Apples grow on apple trees but cats don't grow on cat trees
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Now if you'll excuse me I have a meating to go to
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I guess Discovery really has jumped, the, err, well, you know
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and don't ask me about the waterloo on the knee
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and that sonata? it sure was pathetic!
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Will the real thin lizzy please stand up? Please stand up?
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Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?
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Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?