Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?

[Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?]

Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?

[What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

[I've got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter.]

I got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter

[I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson]

I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson

[There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?]

There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?

[Episode 516 - Solo Bolo Cincolo]

I've found a number of references to the "hamburgers that talk / chicken mcnuggets you can take for a walk" lyrics, but I don't think the video exists anywhere.

 

I did find this video, which opens with a jingle with lyrics that wind up sounding like "food, fucks, and fun"

[Episode 515 - Return to Suicide House Part 666]

I don't think 'monster fuck' will ever get old as far as recurrent episode gimmicks go

[Plug Everything]

[Episode 448 - Master of Horror]

"The size of a thumb? Sounds like my ex-wife!"

[There's strength in numbers, which is why a lot of mathematicians don't bother to work out]

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[Bear Grylls, Mountain Lion Roasts, Deer Just Tosses It In the Microwave for a Minute]

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[This one's for all the swingin' cats out there: Wouldn't you rather be playing with a scratching post?]

Apples grow on apple trees but cats don't grow on cat trees

[I'm a stakeholder in this company. Medium rare, actually]

Now if you'll excuse me I have a meating to go to

[Love train, Peace train, Crazy train, Meat train]

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[My neck, my back, my puppy and my cat]

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[I turned my TV on to shark week but all I got was a bunch of venture capitalists]

I guess Discovery really has jumped, the, err, well, you know

[Able was I, ere I got tennis elba]

and don't ask me about the waterloo on the knee

[Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Then stop it, I'm using these breadcrumbs to find my way back home]

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["Bang" is Korean for "room", so welcome to any Korean fans to the "Comedy Room Room"]

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[Superman, the caped crusader; Florida Man, the diddler on the roof]

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[As a guy who hates Beethoven's work, let me just say, puck the fur elise]

and that sonata? it sure was pathetic!

[Laughter is the best medicine, and clown school is much cheaper than medical school]

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[Time is money is power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Hey ladies, I've got lots of free time.]

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[Guess who's back / back in town / it's the boys / the boys are back in town / the boys are back in town]

Will the real thin lizzy please stand up? Please stand up?

[first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby, wait, no, a miscarriage]

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