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Auden

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  1. Thankfully he didn't go into the Scientology stuff he is known for, because we all know how Sean feels about religion.

    Considering that Karp is a Scientology apostate, his views on Scientology at least probably closely aligned with Sean's. I miss his Sock Reports on Pistol Shrimps Radio but I'm glad that his painkiller addiction seems to be firmly behind him. The talk of getting Kevin medicated didn't trigger him at all. Although Karp did very quickly suggest Ativan. Hm.

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    Wow, Three Cup Chicken, such an exotic dish. Hollywood, man.

     

    I always love it when Sam is on the show. The calm complaisant way he interacts with the boys--very different from the way he interacts with Ronna & Beverly--is like a doctor dealing with the insane. I don't think Sam needs a hook. Tattooed-biker-who-wears-a-cardigan is fuckyeahtumblr enough, I think. Bad boy in sweater weather. Cuddly, with a hint of sexy danger.

     

    Coat girl. No, coat person.

     

    I only realize today that whenever Hayes and Sean complain about how things keep changing on them, they are making fun of the "PC culture is ruining America!" people co-opting the never-ending struggles of the disenfrenchised.

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  3. Hello my name is Nolan and I have a quick question because I trust you guys, unrelated to Hollybook. I'm at a bit of a crossroads in my life right now, and I'm wondering: Should I become a brony, or an anime guy? I'm leaning towards anime guy because I already own like 6 silk button up shirts with Fullmetal Alchemist characters on it but honestly I could go either way! Any advice would be appreciated, because John Lennon did not come through for me on this one

    You can be both.

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  4. - I wonder if the big horse riding was inspired by the miniature horses on the Real Housewives.

     

    - Sean plays the jealous friend so well. He's always adding fuel to the fire whenever Hayes and Carrie-Anne had a fight. Although, granted, it's hard to take the side of a woman who rides a giant horse on an Neames chair and otto man. Just use a giant saddle, Carrie-Anne! Or sit on the horse with your legs straight out like an owl.

     

    But are they a superstitious, cowardly lot, like the criminals Batman fights?

    If they are Sooners and Aggies. (I may not know anything about football, but I know that they are our biggest rivals. #hateislearned)

     

    Guys we're losing him!!!!! Jeffrey!!!!! JEFFREEEEEEEY!

    I think, in some ways, Jeffrey is already lost.

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  5. The ONLY productive thing I've done during the Labor Day weekend is to put up the flyer at school. It was home game that day so hopefully many people saw Henry's awesome poster, took a tab, listened to the podcast and became lifelong fans. Also UT beat Notre Dame (I don't know football, is that a big deal? football wise?), and I heard that football fans are a superstitious lot, so maybe now Longhorn fans will think they have to listen to Hollywood Handbook in order for UT to win.

     

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    Okay, crepes and kebabs, we've heard the boys about the car wash, so bust out your daisy dukes and tiny tank tops. Henry, Fabio's Socks, and the rest of you sexy sweeties.

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