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  1. Today is a very special day for Danny Boy Warlock, because he turns 9 years old. Everybody give him the ceremonial 9 punches on the arm, and pinch his dick once for good luck!

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    happy_birthday_danny__by_gryffingirl77-d5w3em3.jpg

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    Edit: Special thanks to Gryffingirl77, for posting this photograph somewhere on the internet.

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    yes i guess you could say i am 9 now, it feels pretty ok so far

    not double digits but w/e i'll get there (knock on wood)

    i've also been hiding in the cupboard all day so that no one punches my arm or pinches my dick

    luckily new hh today as a bday present to me

    listened to this ep in the cupboard protecting my dick and arm

    v funny, v good

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  2. yeah i guess you could say i'm back and better than ever

    ok i see you all do p great podcasts now and are up to some crazy hijinks tonight

    well i've been known to do a hijink or two in my time

    AND

    just you wait until my first podcast ep drops

    i won't tell y'all what the podcast is about quite yet

    but let me just say it isn't NOT that under the dome one

    that's all i'll say for now

    i've already said too much

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    anyway this ep was v funny, v good

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  3. alright everyone calm down everything is going to be fine

    chanson does this from time to time

    please for the love of all that is holy don't make eye contact or any sudden movements that might look even a little comical

    just nod and smile politely and maneuver yourselves toward the door

    it'll be alright

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    EDIT: HEY CHANSON! BUDDY! ANYTHING INTERESTING GOING ON GEOPOLITICALLY RIGHT NOW? HOW'S THE STOCK MARKET DOING?

    (people please go save yourselves)

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  4. A very hot (but douchey) dude in the band that played at the bar I was at tonight tried to hit on me so I told him his band sucked and when he asked my name, I said I was Marcel Duchamp, the toilet artist. Is this why hot people won't have sex with me?? should i try being nice to them and see if that works? Hot ppl on this forum, plz advise. I'm not drunk i'm hopped up on gatorade

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    nah i think the marcel duchamp comparison probably just made him think you have Dada issues

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  5. Yes, here we are at the start of October, the spookiest month of all. If you are going to celebrate this season with a Treehouse of Horror style name-change, PLEASE be careful.

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    okay andrew

    but you forget

    i throw caution to the wind

    and then

    the caution turns into a bat

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    look out, guys and dolls,

    if you don't get treated

    you're gonna get trucked

    happy october

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    love

    danny

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    i need sleep

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  6. Well, 4.9 is kind of disappointing to be honest. I guess I am not under 30 and single any more so I have accept the hard facts of being a "normal" person online. I mean it is still pretty good though. I told my kids and they were like "wow mom you are pretty cool" but they also think PewDiePie and SpongBob are "pretty cool" so let me know if it counts. I am pretty out of touch.

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    i am 4000 years old and married to the earth, don't worry about it

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    edit: this episode is v funny, v good btw

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  7. allan,

    Not all of the action of the History plays take place at court; in both Richard II and Henry IV, Part 1 we see scenes in which the public and private, or the political and the familial meet. In a well-reasoned essay full of textual evidence, explore the roles of the domestic sphere in the relation to the play’s larger issues.

    please let me know by next friday

    your friend,

    danny

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  8. i tried to write a story with all y'all in it so i could get my likes up, but i got bored so here's what i got:

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    STORY

    Once upon a time Danny Boy Wizard was fighting a monster. The monster was really big and it was impressive how bad he was getting beat up by Danny. All the people around and especially the babes were like "ooh damn look at that guy go" and nodding and looking at each other, raising their eyebrows. valerie and greggy and souprman and everybody really liked it too and they all were thinking "good job, we're safe now, this monster has been eating up everybody around here for a while, but danny was so brave and is handling the situation really well" and

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    notes:

    -- put in a poem to show sensitive side

    -- be sure to mention everybody (but don't worry about fitting in steveh if it's not working)

    -- try not to be a creep when mentioning the ladies, ok?

    -- describe danny boy wizard's cool outfit (hat??? big hat???)

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  9. The sixth time I talk to Jeff (October 2024) I will ask him to remember the first time I called him (June 2012) to remind him of the promise he made to me (Veterans' Day 2002) to start up the idea I came up with (1998?) for Howl. Really looking forward to that.

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