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About ProfessorCockington

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    http://www.thrashingzombies.com/

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    Melbourne, Australia
  • Favorite Earwolf Podcast
    Helping humanity through the power of my music as a part of Thrashing Zombies and also by the infinite wisdom of my Ask the Prof advice column (http://www.thrashingzombies.com/forums/forum/ask-the-prof/)
  1. ProfessorCockington

    Stink breath - re-edit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWzZnUn3azQ
  2. https://soundcloud.c.../rumpelstilskin
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    Trojan Warrior

    Trojan Warrior (2002) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313726/ This is possibly Australia's best worst movie ever made, with a star selection of cameo's (probably only really known to those from the Garden State that was Victoria) and with one of the finest kickboxers to grace these noble shores in Stan 'The Man' Longinidi's (yes he's Greek if you weren't sure!) this movie is a complete fckn classic. Sure it's no doubt almost impossible to source, but what a movie, it constantly entertains (though I've only watched it twice) this movie quite literally will make you piss yourself, it's a fckn cracker!
  4. Dog turd? How absurd, I've cut it in three, would you like a third?
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    Street Lover

    Yes Thrashing Zombies are back, this time with a cracking video to match thie rmusical talents. Who doesn't like their love on the strreets?
  6. Today's episode is brought to you by guns, the perfect way to say I love you is only a trigger pull away.
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    Ode to TZ

    https://soundcloud.c...ngton/ode-to-tz
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    Stage directions apply

    **said in a slow threatening manner, as if off mic** "You know what you sound like? You sound like someone who swallowed just that little bit too far when giving head to a keyboard. Now just park your chair in the corner and get on with wetting yourself you four eyed sack of meat on wheels " **upbeat and on mic** "Hello and welcome to today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang, with us today we have renowned physicist and all round good guy Stephen Hawking in the studio..."
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    IS it OK?

    A man, a poor one at that, questions through song whether he can live off the fat of his partner.
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    Mystery Lady

    A man see's a woman across a crowded room, is she too good to be true?
  11. Who let the dogs out? Honestly why ask when you know it was you who left the gate open, you fckin prick!
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    Black Coffee

    It's not a drink, it's a drug, a way of life! https://soundcloud.c...es-black-coffee
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    WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN

    My wish would be for them to produce a sex tape with Donald Trump, possibly being titled 'Thump the Rump: One Hot Hour with Donald Trump
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    WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN

    My wish would be for them to produce a sex tape with Donald Trump, possibly being titled 'Thump the Rump: One Hot Hour with Donald Trump
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    I can't get it up

    It can be difficult to make love when you can't get hard.
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