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    Trojan Warrior (2002)

     

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313726/

     

    This is possibly Australia's best worst movie ever made, with a star selection of cameo's (probably only really known to those from the Garden State that was Victoria) and with one of the finest kickboxers to grace these noble shores in Stan 'The Man' Longinidi's (yes he's Greek if you weren't sure!) this movie is a complete fckn classic. Sure it's no doubt almost impossible to source, but what a movie, it constantly entertains (though I've only watched it twice) this movie quite literally will make you piss yourself, it's a fckn cracker!

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    **said in a slow threatening manner, as if off mic**

     

    "You know what you sound like? You sound like someone who swallowed just that little bit too far when giving head to a keyboard. Now just park your chair in the corner and get on with wetting yourself you four eyed sack of meat on wheels "

     

    **upbeat and on mic**

     

    "Hello and welcome to today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang, with us today we have renowned physicist and all round good guy Stephen Hawking in the studio..."

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