ProfessorCockington
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWzZnUn3azQ
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An ode to the great man, Rumpelstilskin
ProfessorCockington posted a topic in Jukebox Jury Song Submissions
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Trojan Warrior (2002) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313726/ This is possibly Australia's best worst movie ever made, with a star selection of cameo's (probably only really known to those from the Garden State that was Victoria) and with one of the finest kickboxers to grace these noble shores in Stan 'The Man' Longinidi's (yes he's Greek if you weren't sure!) this movie is a complete fckn classic. Sure it's no doubt almost impossible to source, but what a movie, it constantly entertains (though I've only watched it twice) this movie quite literally will make you piss yourself, it's a fckn cracker!
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Dog turd? How absurd, if cut this in three, would you like a third?
ProfessorCockington posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes Thrashing Zombies are back, this time with a cracking video to match thie rmusical talents. Who doesn't like their love on the strreets?
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Today's episode is brought to you by guns, the perfect way to say I love you is only a trigger pull away.
ProfessorCockington posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Today's episode is brought to you by guns, the perfect way to say I love you is only a trigger pull away. -
https://soundcloud.c...ngton/ode-to-tz
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**said in a slow threatening manner, as if off mic** "You know what you sound like? You sound like someone who swallowed just that little bit too far when giving head to a keyboard. Now just park your chair in the corner and get on with wetting yourself you four eyed sack of meat on wheels " **upbeat and on mic** "Hello and welcome to today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang, with us today we have renowned physicist and all round good guy Stephen Hawking in the studio..."
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A man, a poor one at that, questions through song whether he can live off the fat of his partner.
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A man see's a woman across a crowded room, is she too good to be true?
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Who let the dogs out? Honestly why ask when you know it was you who left the gate open, you fckin prick!
ProfessorCockington posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Who let the dogs out? Honestly why ask when you know it was you who left the gate open, you fckin prick! -
It's not a drink, it's a drug, a way of life! https://soundcloud.c...es-black-coffee
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WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN
ProfessorCockington replied to SeanBeaumont's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
My wish would be for them to produce a sex tape with Donald Trump, possibly being titled 'Thump the Rump: One Hot Hour with Donald Trump -
WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN
ProfessorCockington replied to SeanBeaumont's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
My wish would be for them to produce a sex tape with Donald Trump, possibly being titled 'Thump the Rump: One Hot Hour with Donald Trump -
It can be difficult to make love when you can't get hard.
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A man trieds to be honest about his internet dating intentions, a short track. https://soundcloud.c...-you-and-im-fat
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As my good friend Professor Cockington always says; "It's not the size of the dog that counts, it's how you make her cum that matters."
