EPISODE 368 — Ric Bic For President

[EPISODE 368 — Ric Bic For President]

"Why are you crying?"

 

"Just don't know who's going to build that wall."

 

This was a gooood episode!

[EPISODE 367 — Bits, Riffs, and Friendships]

This ep left me kinda stressed.

[Ask Paul!]

Just add that spilt water to the sound effects record. Thanks for the answers!

[Ask Paul!]

Do you ever space out during improv, come back and go "Oh no. What the fuck is happening? I'm supposed to be running this show!"

 

Related to intense focus, do you drink coffee during the show?

 

[EPISODE 366 — Cafeteriapalooza]

Lot of school workers coming by the studio these days what with health teacher Joe Bongo and now cafeteria technician Frank Frank. I wonder if either of them know Ms. Listler via the underground teachers and janitors network.

 

Isn't Corny Grandpa a crossing guard at a school too? Haha. The voice reminded me of him.

[After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"]

After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"

[Ask Paul!]

Don't have a question but hope it is okay to leave a comment about the show.

 

I was thrilled to hear about where the piano takes you during your intro monologues. I'm personally a huge fan of of those! Your free-form musings have a rhythm and melody that's theatrical, hypnotic, and hilarious. They shine a light on the art that spoken word can be; and I do mean art.

 

Or, motherfuckers just wanna talk. Idk. I sure like to.

 

Anyways, please keep up the fantastic, and fantastical, work!

[Episode 61 — Pauly Shore, Our Close Friend]

topical

 

Have you heard of this new movie Avatar? It's supposed to kick ass. It's all done on the computer now.

 

This was my first Hollywood Handbook listen and I did come away feeling like I learned something about Hollywood. I thought the hosts were fantastic too.

[EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo]

Loved this. When I get bored now I just sing solo bolo to myself with funny rhythms and random melodies.

[...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!]

...and it was ravaged by many moons and tides and the sands of time, and if you wanna make it in this biz you'll keep your mouth shut about it!

[Well, Huell, it's gonna take a hell of a lot of paperwork to get you out of this one!]

Well, Huell, it's gonna take a hell of a lot of paperwork to get you out of this one!

[Mike Gordon of Phish in a mothafuckin' Harris shirt!]

Probably the best tribute anyone could have dreamed up. I'm actually a little embarrassed at how much that moved me, therefore, I'll just leave it at that.

[EPISODE 365 — Bongo vs. Bongos]

Also, I'm waiting for Scott to use my screen name in some fashion.

 

I'm Scott Auckerman (Hey Nongerman)

 

Put that shit in yellow font and throw it on the T.V. screen (that's an abbreviation for Television screen btw).

[EPISODE 365 — Bongo vs. Bongos]

Joe Bongo/ Jimmy Bongos was so good!

[Episode 61 — Pauly Shore, Our Close Friend]

Pauly Shore's part disconnected curmudgeon, part aggro-bro with a lifted truck; everyone else was funny though!

[8 over 9's 89% but 2 over 1's a night you won't soon forget]

8 over 9's 89% but 2 over 1's a night you won't soon forget

[It's been pummeled for millennia by meteors and cosmic debris but you don't have to be rude about it.]

It's been pummeled for millennia by meteors and cosmic debris but you don't have to be rude about it.

[EPISODE 35 - Matt Besser: Turing Tests with Caleb Smith]

It felt like Matt was doing a superb impression of Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone.

[EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns]

Lauren Lapkus had me dying with Todd the Nephew; the perfect amount of indignation.

 

Todd: "Yeah, I've cum! Gee Whiz! What do ya think?!!! "I have a phone don't I?

"Go on twitter and type in boobs and dicks"

Scott: "Moving Gifs of Boobs and Dicks"

Todd: "Yeah... You'll cum" *said with absolute certainty*

 

Also, asking a guest their entire cum history was a great question. I think "most recent cum" is what sets it into hilariously awkward territory.

[Rinse, repeat, spit in the sink - "Bro... I think this shampoo is expired."]

Rinse, repeat, spit in the sink - "Bro... I think this shampoo is expired."

[EPISODE 362 — RomanTig]

Scott: "Yeah, exactly. You didn't realize. You know what, realize next time that maybe your at fault. YOU DUMB OLD BITCH!"

 

*awkward pause*

 

Other Guy: Woah...

 

I fucking died! I love it how Scott can start proper, polite, reserved, ("Hey, this isn't that type of show"), slowly and slowly get more and more crass and unrefined as he gets dragged along, and then end in some emotional breakdown or outburst; man, just the whole fucking range!

[EPISODE 362 — RomanTig]

It took awhile (it took awhile) for me to get Tig's style but loved it! #tightlittletorso

 

Edit: Haha. I totally wrote "It took awhile" above before I saw the above post! We all probably listen to this show a little too much.

[EPISODE 346 — That Is Wild]

I was pretty torn on this episode; Tabatha was def. one-dimensional (this time) and Tom was not really interacting but it was still fun to listen to.

 

The "This is wild stuff" was so strained, it just lumbered along, but towards the end when things were getting bizarre it had a place and was funny.

 

My highlights were the different sides of Burbank and the therapy session had some great moments, but Scott really saved this one! He just kept on moving forward and cracking jokes against all odds!

[If I had a quarter for every quadragenarian at a quadraphonic concert, I'd be legally bound to buy the rights to Dark Side of the Moon.]

If I had a quarter for every quadragenarian at a quadraphonic concert, I'd be legally bound to buy the rights to Dark Side of the Moon.

[Let's celebrate all the Dads and Grads out there, even though it is no longer the month of June. Dads and Grads deserve recognition all year round!]

Almost out of Jule, but I'd say celebrate to at least Mid-Og. We want to hear what you Dads and Grads have been up to!