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About Gary_Tingle

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  • Birthday 04/20/2002

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    Spaghetti on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays, and pizza on tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays. Sunday I have to stay with my dad.
  1. If two warts don't make a right, I want to be your ice cube.
  2. Things that go bump in the night include my Milli Vanilli record. Girl you know it's true!
  3. You say Dubai, I say hello? More like Abu Dhabi don't tell me what to say!
  4. Holy Ketchup, this tomato party needs less salt and more beefsteak!
  5. If one in the hand is worth two in the bush then I really need to start gardening and stripping. Where's my trowel, Sunshine?!
  6. Three deers, that's a lot of doe. Three beers? No thank you, I just washed my cardigans.
  7. The more you dingle, the more you dangle, but Papa John's no father of mine!
  8. Ding dong ginger ale! Those aren’t my pants, those are my slurpee sticks!
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    My wish is that jason farts into mason jars, seals them, then personally goes to 5 of his ex-girlfriend's houses, rings the doorbell wearing a cape, then sing while dancing to each of his exes "Here is a gift from me to you, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do do. Yes we broke up, but I bring you this cup, so please take this warm gift for you"! Scott has to drive jason around to his exes and let's him control the car's radio AND fan.
  10. The journey of a thousand miles begins with just a small town girl named steve.
  11. This party needs more mayo, said no manwich ever.
  12. Talk in the name of love, hug in the name of joy, cry in the name of sweet valentine, all the grandmas are boys.
  13. Doctor, doctor! Bananas have feelings too you know, even though those flavor spots were cruisin’ for a bruisin’.
  14. Night mares are the hardest horse to tame, whispers Toby Maguire's kid.
  15. One for the dolphins, two for the door, threes can be a some, but fours are always horse.