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    Hello, dear friends and welcome to this good and funny show. I love you.
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    Nothing But Those Plugs

    A Picture of a Tractor posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, don't go to an all inclusive beach resort in the rainy season because they provide umbrellas
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    You can't see the forest for the trees so you threw the baby out with the bathwater and now your wilderness daycare is being shut down.
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    It may be more likely that a large brain evolved to imagine our universe than for our universe to actually exist, but I’m still going to church.
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    'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines.
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    Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain.
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    to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.
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    ha - so initially this post was "to err is human; to grr, canine." but i changed it a bit later because i thought i could make it funnier. but scott caught it before i changed it so that was the one that got read this week. anywho just explaining.
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    Giving someone a pickle would get them out of a pickle if the pickle they were in was starving to death.
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    save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!!
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    Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!

    A Picture of a Tractor posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!
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    we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?
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    There's a bee directly behind another bee's behind.
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    Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to.
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    When God closes a door and closes all the windows and chains you to the radiator, he gives you a bucket to shit in
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    It's a great time to be alive, but not a great time to be a live bee
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    Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day
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    The Herald Angels are singing "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" in the song "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".
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    complaining on thanksgiving is the same thing as working on labor day
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    everyone knows what's in everyone's nose, though we try not to show it
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    red sky in the morning, sailor take warning - red sky at night, sailor should fright - red sky never, sailor be scared also...sailing is scary
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    daniel day-lewis would probably be the host of "drama bang bang"
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    i bet the first person to feel depressed was probably also the first person who ever felt happy
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    bahaha nice one
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