ChazFremontIII

I've heard of wiping down the equipment after use, but cant we just cuddle for a few minutes first?

I once met a man from Nantucket. His name was Richard and he was kind of a dick.

If I had a Hammer...I'd be only two MCs shy of a hip-hop tool box.

New from Sullivan's: Over/Underwear. For those little accidents that can happen when you don't cover the spread.

A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!

Paul McCartney once said, "It's getting better all the time". But that guy doesn't eat meat, so I don't know how he can tell.

If it feels like your whole world is spinning, don't worry, it actually is. At about 1000 mph. You see, the earth has what scientists call an axis...Oh, who gives a shit. Just be glad it's not a flare up of your vertigo.

This is how we say goodbye in Germany, Herr Jones! https://soundcloud.c...t-iii/plugwurst

My Bologna!

Urinal cakes. The perfect combination of discharge and dessert.

Oregon? More like Or-e-went.

Plugs Theme Submission: Plug Bag Delight https://soundcloud.c...lug-bag-delight

Like they always say..."You can take the girl out of the city, but you'll probably end up looking at a kidnapping charge."

Ask your proctologist whether a cucumber trellis is right for you.