ChazFremontIII

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What about the cornhole?

I like my women like I take my mashed potatoes; rustic and with a little gravy.

Jose, can you see? Or should I ask them to sit down in front?

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Happy President’s Day!

Only I can prevent forest fires, Smoky? Christ, that’s a lot pressure to put on a ten year old!

Note to self: probably not a good idea to ask, “What’s up Kemosabe?” when your buddy has just returned from his cancer treatments.

As the Wise man once said, “Anybody want a potato chip?”

Save the llama drama and go finish your brahma diorama before I give you a taste of the Yokohama trauma, Steve.

Don’t cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!

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If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.

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I don’t know why she swallowed my fly; all she had to do was unzip it first.

A good flan is hard to bind.

Knick Knack Paddywack gave the dog a boner. This old man is on the ASPCA’s watchlist.

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Happy Cyber Monday!

Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?

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Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think I'm more of a two-percent bruschetta.

I probably should have known things would go wrong, when I saw that the doctor's full name was Mel Practeese.