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ChazFremontIII

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    A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Please, sir. May I have your mother?

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I ate that plumb with such aplomb, it came out my bum just like a bomb!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when you’re done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Others might call you my step ladder, but to me you’ll never be anything more than my mom’s new climbing helper.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Her fetishism for ventriloquism resulted in a lot dummies with the same mummy.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They call me BJ Jizzy and I rock the mics mean. Some folks hate my name ‘cause they think that it’s not that kind of show.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)

    By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    Fun my ass! I spent the week cleaning up banana peels and trying to get the smell of monkey shit out of the barrel.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If mammary serves, you’re a sucker for milkshakes.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Why don’t we do it in the road? Because I’ve already got skid marks on my underwear; I don’t need em all the way up my back, too.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Seatbelts Save Lives. Chastity Belts Save Wives.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like my women like I like my fine wine; over-priced and with a strong nose.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's like we're shitting on a gold mine here!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you can’t beat ‘em, they’re probably not drums!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Blessed are the fleek, for they shall inherit big girth.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like the loot in your patoot. Let’s knock boots!

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Pride may cometh before the fall, but I cometh after I ball.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    “Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You make 100% of the shots you don’t miss.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There’s no accounting for taste. But a good CPA will still probably be able to help you develop a depreciation schedule for that ugly fucking credenza you bought, Stephen.

    By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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