-
Content count
389 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
1
Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
-
For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 294 views
-
Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 321 views
-
When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 286 views
-
If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 357 views
-
Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 297 views
-
If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 298 views
-
One can't help but wonder if Shakespeare's sister was perhaps referred to as an Avon Lady.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 449 views
-
I hate to settle, but I have this covered wagon so....
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 314 views
-
It's all fun and games until you lock up the toy store and go home for the night.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 299 views
-
'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 320 views
-
This month only: With every rental from The Black Tux you get a Sherman Bow Tie at no extra charge.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 382 views
-
My Life on the Playground: or I Came, I See-Sawed, I Conquered.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 343 views
-
I tried to exercise my demons, but they had trouble staying on the treadmill.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 401 views
-
I think the poet D.L. Roth put it best when he wrote, "Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop".
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 359 views
-
Hey Crosby, Stills, & Nash, I'm all for education, but if we teach our children TOO well, we'll need to put IMplicit lyrics warnings on music.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 336 views
-
Great, Ceasar's ghost. Just great. Now what am I supposed to do with all these croutons?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 308 views
-
Talk about seminal moments in podcasting! It's gonna take forever to get this microphone clean.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 344 views
-
I sure hope life ISN'T a highway. The last thing I need is more sweaty workmen covering me with tar.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 388 views
-
Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 354 views
-
- 0 replies
- 409 views
-
Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 321 views
-
How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 346 views
-
- 0 replies
- 374 views
-
I like my women like my favorite Welcome Back Kotter character: bushy, Hispanic, & named Epstein.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 332 views
-
If it looks like I've got a spring in my step, it's only because some punk slipped a slinky into my crocs.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- 0 replies
- 300 views