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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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I once played tambourine for Ben Vereen next to a cash machine in Aberdeen.
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Please stop calling him Auntie Christ when he's obviously your Uncle!
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I like my women like I like my AC/DC albums. Over forty and with Bon Scott's voice.
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With friends like these, who needs regular colo-rectal screenings?
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I got more rhymes than all those dope MCs, itās a benefit of ven-er-EE-al disease! Boyeee!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Elaine from Fort Wayne is mainly quite plain, but sheās got a huge set of cans.
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Dance like no oneās watching your respirator lose power.
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Please sign our petition to make sure George Lucas keeps his hands off Mambos number 1-4. We donāt need any more of our childhood ruined by that man.
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Brought to you by Superman XXX: The Quest for a Piece of Ass
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If it Hertz, than you probably need to rent a smaller car.
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To quote my former Kung Fu instructor: āWax Hard on, wax hard off.ā
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iPhone? No, YOU phone. Your mother wants to hear from you.
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Ureter? No, my-eter. These kidneys arenāt gonna clean themselves.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Honk once for yes and twice for āget a fucking move on before the light changes, cockwad!ā
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Aināt no party like a Bang Bang party, ācause a Bang Bang party is super farty!
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You may have a disease, but I have The Cure. So bring your sick ass over to my place and we can listen to Three Imaginary Boys.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If Iāve said it once, Iāve said it a million times. After all, itās my favorite pronoun.
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Every time a hooker dies, an angel zips itās fly.
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Kriss Kross might make you jump, jump; but Christopher Cross will make you hump, hump.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Stitcher Premium?! I hardly know her medical insurance covers that.
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Thereās no accounting for taste. But a good CPA will still probably be able to help you develop a depreciation schedule for that ugly fucking credenza you bought, Stephen.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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